Taylor Swift’s publicist, Tree Paine, just drop-kicked a rumor about Taylor and Joe Alwyn’s secret wedding faster than you can say “shake it off.”
So, here’s the scoop: Taylor and Joe, the dynamic duo, ended their six-year relationship in April 2023. Taylor released a song called “You’re Losing Me,” and fans, being the detectives they are, started pointing fingers at Joe. Plot twist: the song was apparently penned by Taylor and her buddy Jack Antonoff way before the breakup drama unfolded.
Enter Deuxmoi, the gossip wizard who claimed that Taylor and Joe had some undercover wedding shenanigans years ago. Cue the gasps and raised eyebrows.
But fear not, for Tree Paine, the guardian of truth, took to social media to squash the rumors like bugs at a picnic. Deuxmoi insisted there was a clandestine ceremony in the UK in 2020 or 2021, described as a “marriage.” Tree, not one to mince words, called it out as pure fantasy.
In a world where gossip reigns supreme, Tree Paine declared war on the rumor mill, stating, “Enough is enough with these fabricated lies about Taylor from Deuxmoi.” It’s like she’s waving a magic wand, turning gossip into confetti.
The wild ride of Taylor and Joe’s non-existent secret wedding, debunked by Tree Paine, the unsung hero of celebrity sanity. Now, can someone pass the popcorn? This show just got even better!
Enough is enough with these fabricated lies about Taylor from Deuxmoi. There was NEVER a marriage or ceremony of ANY kind. This is an insane thing to post. Itโs time for you to be held accountable for the pain and trauma you cause with posts like these. pic.twitter.com/cFi0wQc9cp
— Tree Paine (@treepaine) December 1, 2023