Taylor Swift Unveils Tracklist for ‘The Tortured Poets Department’

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Taylor Swift just dropped the ultimate teaser for her upcoming album: “The Tortured Poets Department”! Taylor’s diving deep into the abyss of feels and she’s taking us all along for the ride.

In case you missed it, the pop sensation, who’s basically become the queen of cryptic announcements, spilled the beans about her latest masterpiece while casually snagging awards at the Grammys. Talk about multitasking! Now, not only do we know the album’s name, but we’ve also got the juicy deets on all 17 tracks. Can we get a drumroll, please?

Set your calendars for April 19th, because that’s the day Taylor’s unleashing her lyrical genius upon the world. And why April 19th, you ask? Well, the conspiracy theorists are already on the case, but for now, let’s just revel in the anticipation.

Oh, and did we mention she’s roped in some A-listers for this musical extravaganza? Post Malone and Florence + the Machine are hopping aboard the Swift train, bringing their own unique vibes to the mix. Get ready for some serious ear candy!

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Now, let’s talk album art. Taylor’s got a knack for sending messages through her visuals, and this time it’s no different. The back cover artwork reads, “I love you, it’s ruining my life.” Classic Taylor, am I right?

And now, drumroll part two, please! Without further ado, here’s the official tracklist, straight from the desk of Taylor Swift herself:

1. Fortnight (feat. Post Malone) – Because who doesn’t love a good gaming session with Posty?
2. The Tortured Poets Department – The title track, where Taylor takes us on a rollercoaster ride through the minds of poetic souls.
3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys – Sounds like someone’s got a knack for breaking hearts cough Taylor cough.
4. Down Bad – We’ve all been there, Taylor. Sometimes life just throws us a curveball.
5. So Long, London – A heartfelt ode to tea, crumpets, and all things British.
6. But Daddy I Love Him – Bringing back those teenage angst vibes, Taylor-style.
7. Fresh Out The Slammer – Wait, what did Taylor do this time? We need the backstory ASAP!
8. Florida!!! (feat. Florence + The Machine) – Because every album needs a little sunshine and soul.
9. Guilty As Sin? – Taylor asks the tough questions, and we’re here for it.
10. Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me – Spoiler alert: Everyone, Taylor. Everyone.
11. I Can Fix Him (No I Really Can) – Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to change a man. We feel you, Taylor.
12. loml – Short, sweet, and to the point. We’re guessing this one’s a tearjerker.
13. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart – Taylor’s the queen of resilience, and this track is proof.
14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived – We’re intrigued. Is this a metaphor? A tall tale? Only time will tell.
15. The Alchemy – Turning heartbreak into gold, one verse at a time.
16. Clara Bow – A nod to the silent film era, perhaps? Taylor’s keeping us guessing.
17. The Manuscript – And just like that, Taylor leaves us hanging with a cliffhanger. Classic move, Tay.

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So, there you have it. Taylor Swift’s “The Tortured Poets Department” is shaping up to be an epic journey through love, loss, and everything in between. Buckle up, because April 19th can’t come soon enough!

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