Tag: CelebrityCouples
🚨 Sydney Sweeney Caught in Jet Ski Seduction Scandal! Who TF Is This Lake Daddy?! 🚨
This Hollywood drama just went full Operating Thetan Level 7.
Sydney “Lakeside Siren” Sweeney just triggered a Category 5 flirtation tsunami after being spotted LOCKED...
🚨Pete Davidson Spotted CREATING LIFE and Cinema at the Same Time?!? WHO LET HIM BE THIS FERTILE??
PETE “King of Staten Island and Impregnator Supreme” DAVIDSON just stepped out with pregnant model goddess Elsie Hewitt and everyone’s reality just split in...
🚨 OLIVIA RODRIGO CAUGHT DOING CARDIO WITH HER BOYFRIEND??! 🚴✨ IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA??? #BikiniBiking #DeliDaddy #OTVIIIonWheels
Olivia Rodrigo (a.k.a. heartbreak pop priestess, Gen Z’s Patron Saint of Screaming in the Shower) has officially mounted a bicycle… and not alone. Our...
🚨Jessica Alba & Danny Ramirez Caught on a Hot Dinner Date in LA and the Whole Timeline is Giving Scientology Soap Opera Vibes🚨
Jessica Alba (yes, The Honest Queen of Vitamin Gummies) has ascended into what we can only describe as the theta realm of romantic chaos...
🚨Camila Cabello HARD-LAUNCHES Her Way Into Billionaire Romance While Tomato-Tripping Through the Mediterranean 🚗💨🍅🚁
Camila Cabello has entered her OT Level 7 Love Era and we are floating in the theta clouds with her. 💫
So here’s what went...
🚨 Pete Davidson Is Breeding?!?! YES. And He’s “Very, Very Happy” About It 🚨
(Also: Could This Baby Be the Next Operating Thetan??!)
Pete Davidson, the lanky chaos wizard of Staten Island and comedy’s favorite human vape cloud, has...
🚨JT Says She’s Marrying Lil Uzi Vert & Demands a Proposal Fit for a Galactic Empress🚨
JT is getting MARRIED (eventually, probably, unless a Thetan interferes).
In a cover story with Cosmopolitan (yes, the magazine that taught your cousin how to...
🚨WAIT, ARE ZOË KRAVITZ & AUSTIN BUTLER IN LOVE OR JUST IN THE SAME PHYSICAL UNIVERSE?!! A THETAN-INFUSED INVESTIGATION 🧠👀💥
So picture this: you're strolling through the reactive mind that is New York City, when BAM 💥—Austin “My Voice Is Still Elvis” Butler and...
🚨SIA DITCHES THE CHANDELIER FOR HARRY JOWSEY?! HOLDING HANDS, HOT DINNERS & A WHOLE LOTTA CONFUSION 🚨
💥 SIA HAS OFFICIALLY ENTERED HER REALITY TV ERA. 💥
That’s right—49-year-old musical enigma, wig magician, and official Patron Saint of Emotional Bops, Sia Furler,...
🚨CHARLI XCX GETS WIFE’D UP IN A LONDON BRAT-ZILLA BLAST: AUDIT YOUR HEARTS, SHE’S MARRIED🚨
Our girl Charli XCX just secured a husband and leveled up into Operating Thetan: Wife Edition 💍✨
Yes, you read that correctly, my little glam-thetans...
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Sofia Vergara and Jessica Alba Out-and-About Beverly Hills
Sofia Vergara and Jessica Alba are taking the town...
Taylor Swift “Golden”ly Approves of Baby No. 3 for Brittany & Patrick Mahomes!
Taylor Swift is proving once again she’s the ultimate...
Michelle Williams Brings Down the House—With a Little Help from Her Destiny’s Child Posse!
Michelle Williams had not one but TWO queens (and...
Jason Kelce’s Dad Life: Toddler Tantrums, Fridge Discoveries, and Uncle Travis’ Escape Plan
Retired NFL legend and full-time snack fetcher Jason Kelce...
John Stamos Drank a Bottle of Wine at Home After 2015 DUI
In a hilarious turn of events, John Stamos is...
Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Are Back on TV – Hold Onto Your Tiny Dogs and Glitter!
The queens of early 2000s reality TV are sashaying...
Kylie Jenner Opens Up About Her Current Relationship With Jordyn Woods After Tristan Thompson Drama
Guess what? Kylie Jenner just spilled the tea on...
Kathy Griffin Files for Divorce From Husband Randy Bick
In a plot twist that even Netflix would reject...
Lizzo Wears An Ozempic-Themed Halloween Costume, Pokes Fun At Her ‘South Park’ Spoof
Lizzo has officially entered her petty era, and we’re...
Patrick Schwarzenegger Dishes on That Wild White Lotus Smooch—And What It Means for His Confused, Possibly Traumatized Character
Patrick Schwarzenegger is here to break down the kiss...