The queens of early 2000s reality TV are sashaying back into our lives, and honestly, it feels like a cultural reset. That’s right, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are teaming up for Paris & Nicole: The Encore, a 3-part Peacock special dropping December 12. Mark your calendars, charge your flip phones, and get your Juicy Couture sweatsuits ready.
The Lowdown
Here’s the scoop straight from the plot summary (which was probably written by someone in oversized sunglasses, TBH): “Two decades after flipping the script on reality TV, Paris and Nicole are back, still fabulous, and still causing chaos wherever they go.”
Apparently, they’ll spend the special reminding us why we were all saying “that’s hot” like it was a mandatory greeting in 2003. Expect plenty of shenanigans, a sprinkle of nostalgia, and, let’s face it, probably a lot of bewildered people in the background wondering, “Wait, are they still like this?”
What Can You Expect?
– Paris Hilton: The OG icon of the catchphrase, who will undoubtedly bring her signature glam and enough glitter to blind a small village. She’s likely to serve us some sage wisdom like, “Stars are blind, but my selfies aren’t.”
– Nicole Richie: The master of deadpan humor, who somehow made goat-milking and Walmart vests look chic in The Simple Life. She’s ready to remind you why she was the queen of quick comebacks and epic side-eyes.
Together, they’ll bring fans “up to speed on their lives and friendship,” which probably involves a lot of couture outfits and maybe a little less cow-tipping this time. (But hey, it’s Nicole and Paris—anything could happen.)
Sanasa, Sanasa, Baby!
And for the uninitiated (or those who didn’t memorize every Simple Life episode), “sanasa” is code for chaotic hilarity incoming. The trailer promises epic one-liners, outrageous moments, and a level of fabulousness that’ll make you question every life choice you’ve made that didn’t involve pink rhinestones.
So, dust off your UGG boots, tell your friends you’re “out” (but really staying in to binge-watch), and prepare for an encore you didn’t know you needed. Paris and Nicole are back, and honestly, the world feels just a little bit hotter already.
