Well, well, well… rock stars and scarves — a love story as old as time. But according to Steven Tyler’s daughter Mia, those flappy little fashion statements weren’t just about rock ‘n’ roll flair. Oh no, they had a sneaky side hustle: drug smuggling — ON STAGE. 🎭💼
In a recent episode of the Sibling Rivalry podcast (which is basically where all family tea gets spilled with a mic), Mia Tyler — actress, model, and official keeper of Tyler family secrets — dropped a bombshell about her legendary Aerosmith dad.
Apparently, those iconic microphone scarves? Not just for dramatic effect when hitting high notes on Dream On. Nope. According to Mia, Steven was out here DIY-ing tiny drug pockets into his mic scarves so he could pop pills like Tic Tacs mid-concert, right in front of thousands of fans — and nobody even noticed. 🎤🧣🔮
> “He liked to hide his pills and whatnot, so he could do them live on stage,” Mia explained, casually turning our entire understanding of rock history upside-down like it’s no big deal.
And in case you were wondering what it was like being a kid in the middle of this rock ‘n’ roll circus? Mia says her childhood was… let’s go with “extremely wild,” which is basically celebrity speak for “stuff went bananas 24/7.” 🐒🔥
These days, though, Steven’s not hiding anything in scarves — unless it’s maybe a Werther’s Original or a throat lozenge. He’s been on the straight-and-narrow for years and even checked himself into rehab in 2022. Growth, baby. 🌱✨
Sadly, if you were hoping to catch Aerosmith on tour — tough luck. Last year, they had to hit pause due to Steven’s vocal health, which, let’s be honest, after decades of shrieking like a caffeinated banshee, is probably overdue for a spa day. 🧖♂️🎶
In conclusion: rock stars are wild, scarves have secrets, and never trust something that flaps in the wind — it might be holding a pharmacy. 🧣💊💃