Selena Gomez Explains Social Media Absence in Light of World Events

Buy Me A Coffee

GET ON THE LIST - ICONICHIPSTER.COM

Subscribe to IconicHipster.com ~ Receive daily posts plus list-exclusive content straight to your inbox:

We never spam.

Selena Gomez, the 31-year-old dynamo of music and acting, has finally broken her social media silence, and boy, does she have some explaining to do! It turns out she’s been MIA on the interwebs because, well, she doesn’t think her tweets and Instagram posts have the superpower to fix the world. Color us shocked!

In an epic comeback that can only be likened to a superhero’s return from a hiatus, Selena told her fans, “I’ve been taking a little siesta from the social media circus because, let’s be real, the world out there is like a rollercoaster of horror, hate, and violence. It’s like a never-ending thriller movie, but the popcorn is nowhere in sight. People are suffering, and it’s not a fun show. We’ve got to protect everyone, especially the kiddos, and put an end to this violence for good. But, I’m just an ordinary human, and sorry to break it to you, my words are not the next Avengers. I can’t snap my fingers and save the day with a hashtag. If only, right?”

See also  Jennifer Lopez Shares New Photo Of Her Twins Max And Emme

Now, some of her devoted fans, bless their hearts, are a tad miffed because they remember Selena using her voice for various causes in the past. It’s like they’re saying, “Selena, you’ve had your superhero moments before, so why the sudden humility now?” But hey, even superheroes need a break from time to time, and apparently, she’s been catching up on Netflix instead of world-saving.

See also  Selena Gomez Reveals Why She Was Mortified at a Taylor Swift Party (Hint: It Involves Being Too Punctual)

In the end, Selena’s message is clear: she wants to be the world’s savior but is convinced her social media posts are about as effective as using a toothpick to stop a tidal wave. So, she’s just going to sit back, relax, and maybe binge-watch some more shows until her cape gets out of the dry cleaner.

See also  SELENA + BENNY’S WEDDING PLANS?? OR JUST EATING SNACKS IN BED TILL 2040?! πŸ›οΈπŸ’πŸŸ
Selena Gomez Weighs in On Israel-Palestine War

Comments area

2 COMMENTS

Sidebar

Must Read

Santa Claus Says King Charles is on “The Very Good Boy List”

In a yuletide twist fit for a royal sitcom,...

Serena Williams Says She Did Not Enjoy Competing Against Sister Venus

Serena Williams recently spilled the beans about what it...

Stream Doechii’s New Mixtape ‘Alligator Bites Never Heal’ Here

Doechii just served up a 19-course meal of sonic...

Beyonce Rocks Halloween As Prince

Queen Bey just took Halloween up about fifty notches...

You Might Also Like

Taylor Swift Opens Up About Boyfriend Travis Kelce Setting a NFL Record

Taylor Swift is head over heels for Travis Kelce's...

Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid Going Public With Their Romance at the 2024 Oscars

Alright, brace yourselves for some juicy Hollywood gossip! Grab...

Christina Applegate Says She Lays “In Bed Screaming” Due To Multiple Sclerosis

Picture this: Christina Applegate, the queen of charm and...

Kris Jenner Supported Kylie Jenner’s Boyfriend Timothee Chalamet Before ‘SNL’ Gig

TimothΓ©e Chalamet graced the hallowed halls of Saturday Night...

Rachel Zegler vs. The Election Drama: A Shakespearean Saga of Tweets and Regrets

Rachel Zegler just delivered an emotional rollercoaster that might...

Meghan Markle Spills the Tea: Politics? Memoir? Here’s the Scoop!

Meghan Markle just hopped on β€œThe Jamie Kern Lima...

Barack Obama Reveals His Favorite Songs From 2023

Guess what? Barack Obama, the cool cat himself, just...

Halle Bailey Releases Sizzling Cover Art For New Single ‘In Your Hands’

Prepare yourselves for the incoming fireball of talent because...

Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco Cook Up New Tunesβ€”and Chaosβ€”on TikTok

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco might just be whipping...