Benny Blanco just dropped a chaotic update on his maybe-wedding-someday with Miss Selena Gomez — and it’s giving… bed, snacks, naps, repeat. ICONIC.
So let’s rewind: Benny (age 37, cereal enthusiast, possible gremlin?) and Selena (32, queen of literally everything) got engaged in December 2024 after soft-launching their love in 2023. But wedding plans?? Ehhh… not exactly on the calendar yet, bestie.
On the Therapuss podcast (yes, that’s the name, don’t ask), Benny confessed he’s currently in his “bed potato era.” Literally said:
“I just want to lay in bed and forget what day it is.”
BIG MOOD.
And why? Because Selena is apparently the human version of a Snuggie and a bag of Hot Cheetos:
“She makes me wanna cuddle and eat piles of food and just vibe out forever.”
UM. SAME??
Now, before you start sketching wedding dresses with glitter pens—hold your veils. These two haven’t even started planning yet because they’ve been BUSY BUSY.
Like:
- ✨Filming music videos
- 🎄Surviving the holidays
- 🧃Promo tours
- 🔪Selena filming Only Murders
- 📚Benny writing another book (why?)
- 🎂His birthday
- 😵💫Just general chaos
Basically, this entire relationship so far has been one long FaceTime with a side of UberEats.
BUT! Benny says this summer might be the moment they finally sit down and be like:
“Okay, what are we doing?”
Iconic wedding planning strategy tbh. Step 1: Lay down. Step 2: Cuddle. Step 3: Maybe pick a cake.
And when asked if the wedding will be lit, Benny replied:
“I think so. I think it’ll be like… chill.”
Translation: guests will be required to wear pajamas and bring snacks.
Also, sidenote? Benny did mention wanting to start a family with Selena in another interview but THAT’S another loaf of banana bread for another day.
So until the wedding invite hits our inbox (in 2036 probably), let’s all channel our inner Benny + Selena and aggressively do nothing with the person we love.
#Bedcore #WeddingPlanningButMakeItSleepy #Selenny4Ever 🛌🍿💍
