Khloé Kardashian is serving up some hilarious reflections on her body journey that’ll have you nodding in solidarity or clutching your sides in stitches.
So, Khloé, the reigning queen of sass from the Kardashian empire, spills the tea on her rollercoaster relationship with her bod during an episode of the podcast “SheMD,” hosted by the fab Dr. Thaïs Aliabadi and Mary Alice Haney.
She kicks it off with a bang, confessing, “Guys, I’ve been chubby for what feels like eons! I mean, seriously, my journey to weight loss was like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded while juggling pineapples.”
Picture this: Khloé, the OG of yo-yo dieting, embarking on a quest of “lifestyle changes,” aka fancy talk for trying every diet known to humanity. She’d be like, “Today, I’m cutting out sodas. Tomorrow, who knows? Maybe I’ll banish broccoli just for kicks.”
But here’s the kicker: her emotional rollercoaster ride with food. “Oh, honey, I was the Picasso of emotional eating,” she confesses, as if diving into a tub of ice cream was an Olympic sport. And the aftermath? Cue the tears, regrets, and repeat performances because, let’s face it, sad times call for cookies.
Fast forward to baby True’s arrival, and Khloé’s staring down the scale like it’s a particularly intimidating opponent in a wrestling match. But fear not, because armed with the wisdom of a seasoned dieter, she tackles that pregnancy weight like a champ. “204 pounds at delivery? No biggie! Been there, done that. Twice!”
Nowadays, Khloé’s a fitness fiend, hitting the gym like it’s her personal playground. Cardio, weightlifting, you name it—she’s game. And when it’s shoot time, Pilates is her jam. But don’t let the sweat fool you; this gal’s got pizza on the brain. “Pizza? Oh, that’s my kryptonite,” she admits, as if she’s a superhero with a weakness for cheesy goodness.
But fear not, pizza lovers, because Khloé’s got this whole ‘retraining your brain’ thing down pat. No more wolfing down entire pies like a ravenous wolf. Nope, now it’s all about moderation and balance. Because, let’s be real, life’s too short to deprive yourself of a good slice of ‘za.
Khloé Kardashian, the ultimate weight loss warrior, with a side of humor and a sprinkle of pizza love. Because who says you can’t laugh your way to a killer bod?