Hold onto your oversized ponytails! Ariana Grande has dropped a bombshell of an album, “Eternal Sunshine,” and it’s got her fans dissecting lyrics like they’re solving a Rubik’s Cube. The tea? It’s piping hot, and it’s got a whole lot of breakup brew in it.
Picture this: Ariana, inspired by the classic movie “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” decides to take a trip down memory lane in her music video for “We Can’t Be Friends.” And by trip, we mean she’s trying to erase her ex from her memory faster than you can say “delete.”
Now, let’s talk lyrics. In “Eternal Sunshine,” Ari’s serving up some serious shade, hinting that her ex, Dalton Gomez, might have pulled a fast one. I mean, she’s singing about lies so big they’d make Pinocchio blush. If that’s not a breakup anthem, I don’t know what is.
“I’ve never seen someone lie like you do / So much, even you start to think it’s true,” she belts out, leaving fans wondering if Dalton’s nose grew a couple of inches during their relationship. And just when you thought it couldn’t get spicier, she drops this gem: “Showed you all my demons, all my lies / Yet you played me like Atari.”
Ariana’s not just singing about her ex’s shenanigans; she’s also flipping the script. “Now, now he’s in your bed, and layin’ on my chest,” she croons, proving that revenge is a dish best served with a side of killer vocals.
In the game of love, it seems Ari’s moved on to greener pastures with her “Wicked” co-star Ethan Slater, while Dalton’s found solace in the arms of actress Maika Monroe. Ah, the circle of Hollywood romance continues.
So grab your popcorn, because Ariana’s serving up more drama than a soap opera, and we’re all here for it.
