Scarlett Johansson—our forever latex-clad assassin queen—has officially yeeted herself out of the credits for Marvel’s Thunderbolts, and she wants the world to know it was on purpose. Not a glitch. Not a vibe. Just straight-up “delete my name, babes.”
So here’s the tea: ScarJo, 40, was originally listed as an executive producer on Thunderbolts, even though she’s nowhere to be found in the actual movie. No jumpsuit. No dramatic flips. Not even a soul-piercing side-eye. Just poof—like she got snapped by Thanos but specifically for her LinkedIn title.
She spilled all this in an interview with David Harbour (aka Daddy Red Guardian), who basically clowned her by asking, “Wait… you’re the seventh Thunderbolt and you haven’t even seen the movie???”
Scarlett, in full IDGAF mode, simply replied: “No.”
Then David, drunk on vibes and espresso, joked, “You hated the movie that much?”
To which Scarlett essentially blinked, smiled politely, and said, “I just wasn’t involved. Take me out like a bad eyebrow tattoo.”
She did say she’s proud of the crew for making a movie—even if it feels like Marvel just pressed “shuffle” on the remaining Avengers.
Then came the existential crisis portion of the interview, where Scar reflected on her Marvel era:
“Sometimes you’re the lead, sometimes you’re a plot mop.”
She praised Winter Soldier for giving her juicy, dynamic scenes with Chris Evans (America’s actual butt), but admitted that in other movies, her character basically existed to push the story along and not, you know, be an actual person. Add five months of not being allowed to dye her roots or touch nail polish, and yes, she was in her “Marvel-induced identity crisis” era.
Let’s not forget: she sued Disney like an absolute legend when they tried to release Black Widow on Disney+ and in theaters at the same time, probably over a plate of overpriced sushi. They settled. She won. Obviously.
Up next, she’s stomping into Jurassic World: Rebirth, which sounds like the dinosaurs unionized and she’s their queen. And she was just seen on another mysterious set because duh, you can’t keep a Marvel-refugee goddess down.
Moral of the story: If Scarlett Johansson doesn’t want her name on your group project, you’re probably not getting an A.
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