Salma Hayek Crashes Graduation Like a Glam Fairy Godmother, Cheers On Step-Son Augie With Supermodel Ex-Linda Evangelista in Full Co-Parenting Couture! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ

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Stop everything and put down your oat milk latte because Salma Hayek just pulled up to a high school graduation looking like a billion-dollar unicorn and brought Supermodel Peace Treaty Energy with her. โœจ๐Ÿ’…

Yes, darling โ€” Salma, 58, goddess of skincare and spicy Instagram captions, hit up step-son Augustin โ€œAugieโ€ James Evangelistaโ€™s high school graduation like it was the Cannes red carpet, and she did it shoulder-to-shoulder with none other than Augieโ€™s bio-mama: the Linda Evangelista. Yes, that Linda. The “I-donโ€™t-get-out-of-bed-for-less-than-$10,000” Linda. The co-parenting has entered its Haute Couture Era.

Letโ€™s rewind this soap opera timeline real quick:

  • ๐Ÿผ 2005: Billionaire fashion daddy Franรงois-Henri Pinault dated Linda Evangelista.
  • ๐Ÿ‘ถ 2006: Baby Augie is born into the world, probably wearing a Gucci onesie.
  • ๐Ÿ’˜ 2006 (literally a few months later!): Salma Hayek enters stage left.
  • ๐Ÿ’ 2009: Salma and Franรงois tie the knot, probably using a golden rope woven by angels.
  • ๐Ÿ‘ถ Again: They welcome daughter Valentina, who probably had a better baby shower than your entire wedding.
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Now back to present day: Augie just graduated, and the group chat of the rich and gorgeous exploded with love.

Salma, unable to resist a sentimental flex, posted photos that scream โ€œfamily, but make it editorial,โ€ and wrote:

โ€œAugie!!! We are so PROUD ๐Ÿฅน of you โ€” congratulations for becoming the extraordinary young man that you are and managing to still be our lovely boyโ€ฆ and congratulations to Linda, Franรงois and all the parents who got our babies up to this point. Easier said than done ๐ŸŽ“.โ€

Translation: Heโ€™s grown up, but we still own his childhood in matching Dolce & Gabbana.

Linda, being the supermodel queen she is, replied with a perfectly minimalist red-heart emoji and prayer hands.
Then, on her Instagram, she gave us a humble-brag prayer circle:

โ€œThen this happened. ๐ŸŽ“โ™ฅ๏ธโœจ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป Iโ€™m one proud momma. Blessed blessed blessedโ€ฆโ€

Which is model-speak for: He graduated without ever getting a B, catching bad lighting, or wearing non-designer socks.

Augie graduated. Salma served spiritual godmother realness. Linda brought angel vibes in heels. Franรงois just stood there looking like a French CEO of Feelings. And co-parenting? Oh honey, it has never looked this editorial.

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Moral of the story: Get you a blended family that looks this expensive. ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ“ธโœจ

Photos below, because duh.

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