Salma Hayek Crashes Graduation Like a Glam Fairy Godmother, Cheers On Step-Son Augie With Supermodel Ex-Linda Evangelista in Full Co-Parenting Couture! πŸŽ“πŸ’ƒπŸΌ

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Stop everything and put down your oat milk latte because Salma Hayek just pulled up to a high school graduation looking like a billion-dollar unicorn and brought Supermodel Peace Treaty Energy with her. βœ¨πŸ’…

Yes, darling β€” Salma, 58, goddess of skincare and spicy Instagram captions, hit up step-son Augustin β€œAugie” James Evangelista’s high school graduation like it was the Cannes red carpet, and she did it shoulder-to-shoulder with none other than Augie’s bio-mama: the Linda Evangelista. Yes, that Linda. The “I-don’t-get-out-of-bed-for-less-than-$10,000” Linda. The co-parenting has entered its Haute Couture Era.

Let’s rewind this soap opera timeline real quick:

  • 🍼 2005: Billionaire fashion daddy FranΓ§ois-Henri Pinault dated Linda Evangelista.
  • πŸ‘Ά 2006: Baby Augie is born into the world, probably wearing a Gucci onesie.
  • πŸ’˜ 2006 (literally a few months later!): Salma Hayek enters stage left.
  • πŸ’ 2009: Salma and FranΓ§ois tie the knot, probably using a golden rope woven by angels.
  • πŸ‘Ά Again: They welcome daughter Valentina, who probably had a better baby shower than your entire wedding.

Now back to present day: Augie just graduated, and the group chat of the rich and gorgeous exploded with love.

Salma, unable to resist a sentimental flex, posted photos that scream β€œfamily, but make it editorial,” and wrote:

β€œAugie!!! We are so PROUD πŸ₯Ή of you β€” congratulations for becoming the extraordinary young man that you are and managing to still be our lovely boy… and congratulations to Linda, FranΓ§ois and all the parents who got our babies up to this point. Easier said than done πŸŽ“.”

Translation: He’s grown up, but we still own his childhood in matching Dolce & Gabbana.

Linda, being the supermodel queen she is, replied with a perfectly minimalist red-heart emoji and prayer hands.
Then, on her Instagram, she gave us a humble-brag prayer circle:

β€œThen this happened. πŸŽ“β™₯οΈβœ¨πŸ™πŸ» I’m one proud momma. Blessed blessed blessed…”

Which is model-speak for: He graduated without ever getting a B, catching bad lighting, or wearing non-designer socks.

Augie graduated. Salma served spiritual godmother realness. Linda brought angel vibes in heels. FranΓ§ois just stood there looking like a French CEO of Feelings. And co-parenting? Oh honey, it has never looked this editorial.

Moral of the story: Get you a blended family that looks this expensive. πŸ₯‚πŸ“Έβœ¨

Photos below, because duh.

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