Kodak Black’s latest musical masterpiece has dropped, and it’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster at a funhouse! In his new album, “When I was Dead,” this 26-year-old rap sensation takes us on a wild ride of emotions, name-dropping none other than Ariana Grande and Kylie Jenner.
Picture this: you press play on the opening track, “Kylie Grande,” and you’re immediately thrown into a whirlwind of steamy lyrics that’ll have you blushing and laughing in equal measure. Kodak kicks things off with a rhyme that goes something like, “I want Kylie Jenner twerkin’ to this / And I want Ariana twerkin’ to this / Every once in a while, we used to turn up, turn up, turn up / Think about them times I used to turn up with you.” Move over, Shakespeare, we’ve got a new poet in town!
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Oh no, Kodak goes on to serenade Kylie, saying, “My Kylie, I miss you, where would I be without my pistol? / It’s gon’ be hard to let you go, my bae.” Now, that’s true love right there – a man and his trusty pistol, inseparable.
And if you thought he was done, think again! Kodak’s got a thing for Ariana too, and he’s not shy about it. “I want Ariana Grande in here booty shakin’ / Baby, where should I meet you?” he declares. Move aside, Cupid, Kodak Black’s the new matchmaker in town, and he’s got Ariana and Kylie shaking what their mamas gave ’em.
In a world where music often takes itself too seriously, Kodak Black’s “Kylie Grande” is a breath of fresh air. It’s like a comedy roast and a love letter rolled into one catchy tune.