🚨ROBERT PATTINSON & SUKI WATERHOUSE SPOTTED: COFFEE, CHAOS & MYSTERY MARRIAGE?!🚨

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BREAKING: Edward Cullen and Rockstar Barbie (aka Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse) have emerged from their crypt—I mean, apartment—to secure the sacred nectar of the gods: overpriced New York City coffee ☕️💅

The vampire prince, 39, wore what can only be described as “I-just-rolled-outta-bed-but-still-hot” core: a brown jacket, white tee, gray dad shorts, a baseball cap, and shades that whispered, “Don’t talk to me unless you’re Kristen Stewart in 2009.”

Meanwhile, Suki, 33, looked like she just finished filming Fast & Furious: Pilates Drift in a black and red biker jacket with yoga pants so powerful they could probably levitate.

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But WAIT—plot twist! James Gunn just announced that Rob’s next bat-flick, The Batman Part II: Emo Boogaloo, is delayed again (bye bye 2026, hello 2027). So we’ve got a full two years to theorize about Gotham’s skincare routine.

And speaking of mystery… an Emmy-winning actress recently hinted that Rob & Suki might secretly be MARRIED. Like legally. With rings. And paperwork. 😱 No confirmation yet—but you better believe we’re watching like FBI agents in a CW teen drama.

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Stay tuned for more caffeinated celeb chaos 🕵️‍♀️💍

#RobertPattinson #SukiWaterhouse #SecretMarriageEnergy #VampireChic #GossipJuice

🚨ROBERT PATTINSON & SUKI WATERHOUSE SPOTTED: COFFEE, CHAOS & MYSTERY MARRIAGE?!🚨
🚨ROBERT PATTINSON & SUKI WATERHOUSE SPOTTED: COFFEE, CHAOS & MYSTERY MARRIAGE?!🚨

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