Guess what, fellow sailors of the Rihanna Navy, our captain has spoken, and she’s got some juicy updates for us! Rihanna, the queen of sass and style, has emerged from her beauty empire to give us a glimpse into the wild world of her music career.
So, here’s the scoop: while strutting her stuff at the glitzy launch of Fenty Hair in LA, RiRi spilled the beans on what’s cooking in the studio. But before we get into that, let’s address the elephant in the room – or should we say, the slogan on her shirt?
Last week, the internet collectively lost its mind when RiRi casually strolled around in a tee screaming “I’m Retired.” Cue the panic among fans faster than you can say “where’s R9?!” But hold your horses, because Rihanna’s got a plot twist for us.
In a move that would make even the sneakiest detective proud, Rihanna revealed that she’s hitting the reset button on her musical masterpiece. Yep, you heard that right. She’s wiping the slate clean! But fear not, for this isn’t the end of the road. Our girl RiRi is diving back into the studio trenches with a newfound vigor.
“I’m like a musical phoenix, rising from the ashes of my own discography,” she probably didn’t say, but should’ve. “I’ve been marinating on this album for so long that I forgot what fresh beats taste like. But fear not, my friends, for I shall emerge with bangers aplenty!”
And just when you thought the excitement couldn’t get any crazier, Rihanna drops another bombshell. She’s not just hitting rewind, she’s hitting it with style. The songstress is taking a trip down memory lane, revisiting her old tunes with a fresh perspective. It’s like Marie Kondo-ing her music catalog, but instead of asking if it sparks joy, she’s asking if it makes her want to drop it like it’s hot.
So, buckle up, Rihanna Navy, because our captain is charting a new course through the musical seas. Whether it’s R9 or a whole new vibe, one thing’s for sure – with Rihanna at the helm, we’re in for a wild ride.