Chrissy Teigen took her birthday celebration to a whole new level, and no, it wasn’t your typical cake-and-candles affair. The model decided to spice things up for her 38th birthday by diving into the wild world of ketamine therapy.
In a move that could only be described as the epitome of “birthday goals,” Chrissy spilled the psychedelic beans on her Instagram. She shared pictures from her extravaganza and casually dropped the bomb that her birthday involved more than just the usual party shenanigans.
“I had a really nice birthday,” she nonchalantly captioned the post. “Went to see my friends @flamingo_estate, had a beautiful lunch with friends, then did ketamine therapy and saw space and time and baby Jack and some weird penguins and cried and cried and cried,” she revealed, as if ketamine therapy was just another item on her birthday checklist.
“Then laid with my babies, then hot pot, then hung with my best friend,” she added, as if ketamine-induced time travel was just a warm-up for the main event.
Now, for those not in the know, ketamine is not your average party favor. It’s a dissociative anesthetic that’s usually not on the menu at your local birthday bash. But hey, Chrissy is not your average birthday celebrant.
In case you’re wondering why she took this unusual route, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency suggests that low-dose ketamine can be a helpful buddy for certain mental health conditions, like depression. Apparently, it can also turn your living room into a psychedelic wonderland filled with strange penguins.
And speaking of penguins, the former Lip Sync Battle hostess dropped the bombshell that she saw some weird penguins during her ketamine trip. Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a surreal encounter with aquatic birds in your mind, right?
But the highlight of Chrissy’s trippy celebration? Spotting her late son Jack. Jack, the third child of Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, made a surprise appearance during the ketamine-induced journey. Who needs a magician at a birthday party when you can summon heartwarming visions of loved ones, right?
Of course, fans had their say in the comments. One supporter wished her a happy birthday and shared a touching story about how ketamine treatments saved their son’s life. Meanwhile, another fan seemed a bit baffled by the unconventional birthday plans, asking if normalizing ketamine therapy was the new trend in Hollywood birthday circles.
Chrissy Teigen, the trendsetter in birthday celebrations, making ketamine therapy the hottest invite in town. Who needs cake when you can have a slice of space, time, and weird penguins for your special day? Cheers to another year of out-of-this-world birthdays, Chrissy! 🚀🎉
