🚨REALITY ROYALTY VS. THE WHITE HOUSE?! Gia Giudice Sends a DM to Donald Trump—But Make It a Whole Essay 📬🍝🇮🇹

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BREAKING: Gia Giudice, a.k.a. the Gucci-clad Gen Z daughter of Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Joe Giudice, just turned her Instagram into a courtroom and posted a heartfelt open letter to Donald Trump… like THE Donald Trump. Yep, orange man, former prez, golf cart enthusiast.

She basically said: “Dear Mr. Trump, my dad is stuck in Italy eating pasta without me, please fix it. K thx.” 💌

ICYMI, Joe Giudice—reality TV’s unofficial zaddy of zucchini—got deported in 2019 after a little oopsie called 41 months in prison for fraud. Plot twist? Joe grew up in the U.S. but didn’t realize he wasn’t an official citizen. Classic “I left my green card in my other Gucci jacket” moment. 🇺🇸➡️🇮🇹

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Now Gia, who was gonna be a lawyer but realized reality TV pays more than law school (duh), is using her platform to speak up. And by “platform,” we mean a dramatic IG video featuring soft lighting, sad piano music, and major main character energy. 🎬💔

She said in her best emotional monologue voice:

“No matter how strong we try to be, the absence of a father is something that never stops hurting.”

Oscar-worthy, TBH. Like, Zendaya could never.

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Gia also shouted out Todd and Julie Chrisley getting pardoned, saying if those bedazzled tax evaders can come home, then maybe her pasta-slinging dad deserves a second chance too. 🙃✨

So will Trump put down his Diet Coke and bring Joe back from spaghetti exile? Will Bravo air the reunion special from the White House lawn? Will Gia drop a single called “Bring My Daddy Back” ft. Ice Spice?

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Stay tuned.

#FreeJoeGiudice #GiaForPresident #RealHousewivesWhiteHouseEdition

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