Police Dept. Release Statement After Arresting Justin Timberlake For Driving Under The Influence

In a plot twist straight out of a comedy sketch, the Sag Harbor Police Department in New York has spilled the beans on Justin Timberlake’s latest escapade, confirming the juicy details of his early morning misadventure on Tuesday (June 18).

Picture this: It’s 12:37 AM, and Justin R. Timberlake, age 43, hailing from Tennessee, is cruising down Madison Street in a futuristic 2025 BMW. But this isn’t a smooth ride—oh no, our boy JT completely ignores a stop sign and starts swerving like he’s auditioning for a new dance move called “The Wobbly Lane Change.”

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Cue the flashing lights! A vigilant officer from the Sag Harbor Village Police Department initiates a traffic stop, only to discover that Timberlake isn’t just bringing sexy back—he’s bringing intoxication back too. The statement reads like a bad night out: “Mr. Timberlake was operating his vehicle in an intoxicated condition.”

And now for the climax of our comedy: JT gets the cuffs, a stylish new mugshot, and a free overnight stay at the local jail. By 9:30 AM, he’s in the Sag Harbor Village Justice Court, probably regretting that last drink (or ten). But fear not, fans! He’s released on his own recognizance, ready to face another day and, hopefully, a more sober ride home.

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Stay tuned for the next episode of “When Pop Stars Collide with Stop Signs.”

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