Piers Morgan, the self-proclaimed victim of royal ghosting, found himself in a royal pickle when Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, vanished from his life faster than a magician’s rabbit on rollerblades.
In a tale stranger than fiction, Piers spilled the tea about his initial encounter with Meghan, revealing he started stalking the Suits cast on Twitter in 2015 like a social media Sherlock. Meghan, unsuspecting of Piers’ Twitter detective skills, followed him back, and a web chat blossomed.
They took their budding friendship to the next level, meeting for drinks at a pub. Two hours, a couple of dirty martinis, and a few pints later, they parted ways amicably—or so Piers thought. Little did he know, he inadvertently chauffeured Meghan into the arms of Prince Harry, as the cab ride turned into a royal rendezvous at a party.
The next night, Meghan and Harry had a solo dinner, leaving Piers in the dust faster than you can say “ghosted.” In a dramatic turn of events, Piers declared, “That was the last I ever heard from Meghan Markle. I have never heard from her again.”
On the Late Late Show, Piers spilled the ghostly details to Ryan Tubridy, expressing his dismay at being left in the lurch. “She ghosted me, Ryan! Meghan Markle ghosted me,” he exclaimed, as if he had been stood up for the prom.
In an attempt to dissect this royal snub, Piers labeled Meghan a “slight social climber.” Ouch! The man who once followed her on Twitter now felt the sting of being left out in the cold.
To add a sprinkle of absurdity to the story, Piers claimed that another Suits star pulled a vanishing act on him post-royal wedding. “He popped up apologizing and said, ‘I’m so sorry, I hope you understand.’ Well, I didn’t understand, actually. He’d been told to ghost me as well.” It seems like Piers’ social life turned into a ghost town after Meghan’s disappearing act.
In the world of Piers and Meghan, it’s not just about dirty martinis and royal parties—it’s a tale of Twitter friendships gone awry, leaving us wondering if Piers will ever recover from being ghosted by royalty. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Piers and the Ghost of Meghan’s Past”!
