Britney Spears Celebrates Son Jayden’s Music Dreams: Cue the Proud Mom Monologue

December 31, 2024

Britney Spears just took to Instagram to show off her not-so-baby-anymore baby, Jayden James, who’s officially 18 and rocking a passion for music that has Britney shouting from the virtual rooftops. Oh, and did we mention it’s their first hangout in almost three years? That’s longer than some Hollywood marriages last!

“He’s Basically My Twin… But Like, a Dude”
Britney opened her caption with the kind of energy that only Britney can bring:
“Mine forever!!! It’s weird we’re like twins but he’s a boy and I’m a girl!!!”

Umm, okay, Brit, we’re following you. She then added, “I hadn’t seen him in 2 and half years or maybe 3!!! I’m in shock!!!”

Shock is an understatement. Imagine seeing your teenage son, and he’s suddenly a grown man with an impressive music passion. Britney is clearly not holding back her emotional rollercoaster.

Earthquake? Nah, That’s Just Jayden on the Beats
Britney let the world know Jayden is basically a musical wizard:
“He came back and he feels older and smarter than me!!! He’s a man and I cry everyday of my life because of the miracle and genius he is!!! When he plays the whole earth shakes!!!”

First of all, Jayden, can you not cause seismic activity with your beats? Second, we love this mom energy—somewhere between bragging and “I’ll cry at your recital no matter what.”

Christmas Came Early for the Spears Family
Britney even shared a video of herself and Jayden spending Christmas together, which is honestly adorable. Forget holiday movies; we’re ready for a Britney and Jayden Christmas special where they duet to “Jingle Bells.”

Insider Info: Britney’s All-In on Jayden’s Music Career
A source (probably someone who’s seen Britney sobbing tears of joy) told Page Six:
“Britney sees so much of herself in Jayden.” Apparently, she’s vibing with his work ethic, which makes sense—she was performing in denim-on-denim outfits before Jayden was even a twinkle in her eye.

The insider also spilled that Britney loves Jayden’s “fresh sound” and is bursting with pride over his talent. She’s even offered to help, but only if Jayden wants it because this pop icon respects her kid’s creative flow.

What’s Next for Jayden?
With Britney’s unwavering support, it seems Jayden’s music journey is just getting started. And if his beats are truly causing the earth to shake, we’re thinking: world tour, Grammy speeches, and maybe a collab with Mom?

Britney’s caption, her tears, and her overflowing pride prove one thing—whether you’re a global superstar or not, moms will always embarrass you on Instagram. Keep shaking the earth, Jayden!

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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Finally Call It Quits—8 Years Later! Lawyer Breaks the Silence

December 31, 2024

The divorce saga of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, which has been more drawn out than a Hollywood sequel nobody asked for, has finally come to an end! Yes, you heard that right. After an eternity (or eight years, whichever sounds more dramatic), the once-dream couple has finally signed on the dotted line, proving that even the most glamorous of love stories can hit a few bumps—like a very bumpy road filled with potholes and legal documents!

According to the Hollywood grapevine—aka People—Angelina’s lawyers have confirmed that she and Brad officially put the “Divorce Done” stamp on their paperwork this past Monday (December 30). Talk about a holiday miracle!

In a statement that sounds suspiciously like it came straight out of a therapy session, Angelina’s lawyer revealed, “More than eight years ago, Angelina filed for divorce from Mr. Pitt. She and the children left all the properties they shared, because who needs the stress of joint property ownership, right? Since then, she has been on a quest for peace and healing, like a zen master trying to meditate through a chaotic Hollywood set. Frankly, she’s exhausted but relieved that this chapter is finally closed. Next on her agenda? Finding the world’s largest ice cream sundae to celebrate!”

And while Angelina’s legal team is ready to pop the champagne, Brad’s rep is playing it cool—because why not add a touch of mystery to this already soap opera-worthy drama? They declined to comment or confirm anything, probably while sipping a cold drink on a beach somewhere, completely unconcerned with the divorce saga.

But wait, there’s more! An insider who clearly is not a fan of gossiping in public said, “She doesn’t speak ill of [Pitt] publicly or privately. In fact, she’s been trying really hard to shine like a star after a very dark time.” You know what they say, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or a blockbuster movie!”

After eight years of courtroom shenanigans and headline-hogging drama, Angelina and Brad are finally moving on. Now, if only we could settle all of our breakups this smoothly, with a lawyer and a sprinkle of Hollywood flair!

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Finally Call It Quits—8 Years Later! Lawyer Breaks the Silence

Kate Beckinsale Gratefully Calls Out the Wild World of Movie Sets, Thanks to Blake Lively’s Drama!

December 31, 2024

Kate Beckinsale is spilling some spicy tea from behind the scenes of Hollywood, and it’s hotter than a summer blockbuster! After Blake Lively bravely opened the floodgates with her lawsuit against the director of It Ends With Us, Kate took to Instagram to share her own horror stories from the film set, and trust me, they’re more shocking than a plot twist in a rom-com.

Kate kicked things off by giving a shoutout to Blake, saying she’s “grateful” for Blake’s courage to remind everyone that these shenanigans aren’t just relics of the past. “This is still happening, people! Time to wake up and smell the overpriced coffee on set!”

She dove into her own wild adventures with the classic line: “So, let me tell you about my drama!” And boy, did she deliver! First up, we have a male co-star who was hitting the bottle harder than a toddler at a juice box convention. Kate bravely spoke up, only to earn herself the delightful nickname of “that c–nt.” Because, of course, standing up for yourself means you’re suddenly the villain in someone else’s bad sitcom.

“He was going through something—like trying to drink his weight in whiskey every day—but while he was perfecting his ‘I’m totally sober’ act, I was left waiting six hours for him to remember his lines!” she lamented. “Meanwhile, the studio decided the best way to make me feel better was to give me a bike! Thanks, guys, I’ll just pedal around the lot like I’m training for the Tour de France while I wait for my co-star to wake up!”

And it gets better! Kate revealed that she was put on a diet so strict it could make a rabbit weep. “I lost my periods altogether!” she exclaimed. “Twice! I mean, at this rate, I’m just a walking protein shake. This is Hollywood, not a health retreat!”

As if that wasn’t enough, she dropped the bomb that a male co-star managed to physically harm her during a fight scene. Yep, you heard that right! “There’s a special breed of actor who gets off on pretending to be tough by actually hurting women,” she quipped. “I mean, it’s like they get a kick from being able to say, ‘Look, Mom! I’m acting!’ while I’m sitting there with actual MRIs proving I’m not a human punching bag. Spoiler alert: I’m not a fan of being gaslit or missing out on cast dinners!”

She wrapped it all up with a mic drop moment, saying, “This is still happening, and it has been since the dawn of time! I’ve got 47 million stories like this—my own personal Survivor: Hollywood Edition! At 18, I was violated by someone I thought I could trust, and when I went to the lead actress for help, she told me, ‘Nah, you’re imagining things.’”

Kate ended with a passionate plea, “If you dare to speak out, you’re totally f–ked! You’re supposed to just suck it up like a sponge at a dishwashing convention. But that has to stop! So, massive kudos to Blake for keeping the conversation alive and reminding us that the machine of silence is still very much in operation. Let’s hit the brakes on this nonsense!”

Watch the video below—popcorn not included! 🍿

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Pregnant Gisele Bündchen Flaunts Her Beachside Baby Bump in Costa Rica with Boyfriend Joaquim Valente

December 30, 2024

Supermodel Gisele Bündchen is back at it again, proving that pregnancy is just another excuse to look absolutely flawless. The 44-year-old Brazilian beauty took her baby bump on a seaside adventure in Costa Rica, showing off what can only be described as the chicest pregnant belly the world has ever seen.

Clad in a bikini that seemed to whisper, “Yes, I’m glowing, and no, it’s not just sunscreen,” Gisele strolled the sandy shores on Tuesday, December 24. Photos captured by Page Six reveal the glowing mama-to-be flaunting her bump with the kind of confidence most of us can only muster after three cups of coffee and a pep talk.

Joining her on this picturesque outing was her boyfriend, Joaquim Valente, a jiu-jitsu instructor who decided to show off his own assets—namely, his abs. Joaquim, shirtless and looking like he just walked off the cover of a romance novel titled Sands of Seduction, was spotted chatting with Gisele as she waded into the water like a goddess inspecting her oceanic kingdom.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, it was revealed back in October that Gisele and Joaquim are expecting their first child together. The new addition will join Gisele’s two older kids, Benjamin, 15, and Vivian, 12, whom she shares with her ex-husband and football legend Tom Brady. (Yes, that’s right—this baby’s gene pool is officially off the charts.)

As Gisele basks in the sunshine, flaunting her effortless glam and proving that maternity fashion is her second language, we’re left wondering: Is there anything this woman can’t make look like an editorial shoot? Spoiler alert: The answer is no.

Pregnant Gisele Bündchen Flaunts Her Beachside Baby Bump in Costa Rica with Boyfriend Joaquim Valente

Alabama Barker Rushed to Hospital for Epic Vape Breakup Drama (Report)

December 30, 2024

Looks like Alabama Barker’s 2024 resolution to ditch the vape came with a plot twist—straight to the ER. Someone cue the dramatic Grey’s Anatomy music.

The 19-year-old Vogue-dropping rap sensation (and yes, proud offspring of rock god Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler) apparently decided to ghost her vape pen a month ago, saying, “It’s not you, it’s me.” But this breakup wasn’t exactly mutual, and things got messy.

According to TMZ (aka the unofficial diary of the stars), Alabama quit vaping cold turkey—because why ease into a healthy lifestyle when you can dive face-first into chaos? Fast forward to her feeling like a walking PSA for bad life choices: alone, panicked, and Googling “why do I feel like I’m dying without my vape.” Spoiler alert: Google wasn’t helping, so she hit up 911 instead.

The scene: Alabama, in full distress, being whisked away to a Los Angeles hospital where medical professionals undoubtedly gave her the side-eye before delivering the diagnosis: “Yep, kid, it’s called nicotine withdrawal. You just rage quit on a chemical addiction. That’s… bold.”

Doctors explained what we all learned from middle school health class: quitting cold turkey can send your body into full drama queen mode. No word yet on whether Alabama’s vape pen sent a “u up?” text during this ordeal, but we’re assuming it’s now collecting dust somewhere while quietly plotting revenge.

Oh, and the timeline here is murky—did this all go down before or after Alabama’s big 19th birthday bash on Christmas Eve? We don’t know, but if it was after, Santa definitely brought her a stocking full of life lessons this year.

As of now, Alabama’s keeping quiet about her hospital cameo, but let’s face it, this is exactly the kind of plot twist that makes its way into a hit rap single. Coming soon: “Cold Turkey Blues.”

Alabama Barker Rushed to Hospital for Epic Vape Breakup Drama (Report)

Timothée Chalamet’s Gas Station Pit Stop: Bob Dylan, Box Office Wins, and Premium Unleaded

December 30, 2024

Well, it seems even Hollywood heartthrobs like Timothée Chalamet need to face the harsh reality of refueling their cars. Fresh off a whirlwind press tour for his latest cinematic triumph, A Complete Unknown, the 29-year-old actor traded the red carpet for the asphalt jungle of a Beverly Hills gas station on Monday afternoon. Witnesses reported that he was dressed in what experts are calling “the international celebrity uniform”—casual yet impossibly chic.

While Timmy (yes, we’re on nickname terms now) was busy figuring out how to work the pump—because surely someone else does this for him most of the time—his fans were busy celebrating the movie’s whopping $23 million box office haul in just five days. That’s right, $23 million! Enough to fill up an infinity pool with caviar or buy approximately two tanks of gas in Beverly Hills.

His movie, which follows the life of Bob Dylan, is already making serious waves during awards season. Critics are fawning, awards shows are calling, and somewhere out there, Bob Dylan is probably nodding in quiet approval—or at least humming a tune about it. A Complete Unknown has scored Best Picture nods from both the Golden Globes and Critics Choice Awards, while Timothée himself snagged a Best Actor nomination. Edward Norton, his co-star, also picked up a shiny nomination for Best Supporting Actor, proving that talent truly loves company.

With his movie poised to dominate awards season and his car’s gas tank now full, Timothée Chalamet is living proof that you can go from Oscar buzz to pump handles in the blink of an eye. Here’s to more box office wins, award show speeches, and perhaps next time, a little less confusion at the gas pump.

Timothée Chalamet’s Gas Station Pit Stop: Bob Dylan, Box Office Wins, and Premium Unleaded

Frank Sinatra Strikes a High Note from the Great Beyond – Hits Billboard 200 Top 10 Again!

December 30, 2024

Stop the presses (or the Spotify streams)! Frank Sinatra, the OG of smooth crooning and sharp suits, has sashayed back into the Billboard 200 Top 10 like he never left. This time, it’s with Ultimate Christmas, because who else could out-sleigh Santa himself?

The album, which originally debuted in December 2017, pulled off a comeback worthy of a Broadway show, leaping from No. 17 to No. 10 on the January 4, 2025, chart, according to Billboard. For an album that’s spent 52 weeks meandering through the charts, this glow-up is the musical equivalent of your grandma suddenly becoming an Instagram influencer.

Now, let’s talk history: Frankie’s last trip to the Top 10 was back in August 2012 when his greatest hits collection Nothing But the Best strutted its way to No. 3, aided by some strategic sales and promo pizzazz. Before that, it peaked at No. 2 in May 2008, proving that Sinatra’s music ages like fine wine—or that one perfect holiday fruitcake nobody can replicate.

Ultimate Christmas is Sinatra’s 33rd Top 10-charting album, solidifying his reign as the king of “I’ve got more chart hits than you have excuses for skipping the gym.” That’s the most among solo males, and it’s not even close.

While Sinatra himself bid us adieu in 1998, his music keeps pulling off feats from the afterlife. It’s as if he’s up there crooning, “The best is yet to come,” and charts are like, “You’re absolutely right, Frankie.”

So, light a fire, pour yourself an eggnog, and let Sinatra remind us why he’s the ultimate Christmas gift that keeps on giving. 🎤🎄

Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Hilariously Reflective About Her 2024 Goodbyes and 2025 Goals

December 30, 2024

Gwyneth Paltrow, queen of kale smoothies and mindful living, is at it again—dropping wisdom nuggets on Instagram. On December 29, the 52-year-old actress, Goop guru, and self-proclaimed lifestyle sage decided to get all deep and introspective about what she’s leaving behind in 2024 and where she’s headed in 2025. Spoiler alert: It’s a rollercoaster of endings, numerology, and… a dog named Nero.

Numerology, But Make It Gwyneth
First off, Gwyneth opened her soul to tell us about her “nine year.” No, it’s not the latest Goop detox plan; it’s a numerology thing. Apparently, nine years are all about “completions and endings.” Translation: the universe handed Gwyneth a breakup playlist for life. “I had a bunch of goodbyes this year,” she mused, which probably included waving farewell to yet another overpriced candle concept.

She went on to explain how this year taught her the fine art of letting go. “Sometimes endings are painful,” she said, proving that even Goop isn’t immune to ugly cries. But don’t worry, because everything is happening for her “highest good,” even if it’s about as comfortable as wearing jeans after Thanksgiving dinner.

Gwyneth’s Goodbye Tour: 2024 Edition
So, what’s on the chopping block for Gwyneth? Here’s the rundown:
– “The phase of life where everyone is under one roof”: Translation? Her kids, Apple (20) and Moses (18), are out and about living their best lives, and she’s probably shouting, “Text me when you get there!” to empty rooms.
– Her home: No word yet if she lit a Goop candle to ceremoniously say goodbye to the house, but let’s hope.
– Los Angeles: Yes, Gwyneth left L.A. Maybe the city couldn’t keep up with her moon juice vibes.
– Some cherished colleagues: Were they “cherished” or just not fans of turmeric lattes? We may never know.
– A dog named Nero: RIP, sweet Nero. 💔

Also on the list? People who weren’t “right” for her, misperceptions (because correcting those is a full-time job), and the oh-so-relatable “self-limiting beliefs,” which she’s still working on. Aren’t we all, Gwyneth?

2025: The Year Gwyneth Crushes It
Now let’s talk about what’s on Gwyneth’s vision board for 2025. Brace yourselves:
– Feel better: Simple yet profound. Gwyneth-level wellness incoming.
– Crush it at work: Because apparently, Goop hasn’t peaked yet.
– Have tough conversations: We assume this includes things like, “No, Karen, you cannot use essential oils to cure allergies.”
– Reassess everything: EVERYTHING, people. Nothing is safe from reassessment.
– Surprise herself: Does this mean a non-organic snack in 2025? Dare to dream.

Check out her full lists on Instagram, where she’s probably sipping on a bone broth latte and preparing for her next life phase. Gwyneth, you’re leaving us all in stitches—and maybe reaching for a numerology book.

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Squid Game Creator Shares Why a Cis Dude Plays a Trans Character—and It’s Heartbreaking

December 30, 2024

“Squid Game” is back with its second season, and it’s delivering drama, existential dread, and yes, a trans storyline that has fans buzzing. But there’s a twist: the role of Hyun-ju, a trans woman, is played by… a cis man. Cue the collective eyebrow raise.

Hyun-ju, aka Player 120, isn’t just any contestant—she’s a former soldier trying to scrape together enough blood-stained cash for her gender-affirming surgery. (Because apparently, that’s the ultimate side hustle in the Squid Game universe.) The role is played by South Korean acting legend Park Sung-hoon, 39, who took on the challenge despite not being a trans woman.

Naturally, fans had questions—and some very loud opinions. So, creator Hwang Dong-hyuk decided to explain the “heartbreaking” reason behind the casting choice. Grab your tissues and popcorn.

Why No Trans Actor? It’s Complicated (and Sad)
“I knew this would come up,” Hwang told TV Guide, probably while sipping tea and side-eyeing Twitter. He confessed that from the start, he wanted to cast a trans actor. But the search? A total flop.

“When we researched in Korea, there are close to no actors that are openly trans, let alone openly gay,” Hwang explained. “The LGBTQ community here is still marginalized and neglected, which is just… heartbreaking.” (Yes, “heartbreaking” is doing some heavy lifting here.)

With no openly trans actors available for the role, Hwang went with Sung-hoon, whom he described as “super talented and trustworthy.” Or in director-speak: “I needed someone to nail this role, and this guy’s got the chops.”

Why Hyun-ju? The Bigger Picture
Hwang didn’t just include a trans character for kicks. Hyun-ju represents one of the many marginalized people drawn into the Squid Games. “In season one, we had Ali, a foreign worker in Korea—a group that’s often overlooked. This season, I wanted to spotlight gender minorities,” he told Gizmodo, likely while dodging a few Reddit threads.

“Acceptance of trans people has improved, but it’s still nowhere near where it should be,” Hwang continued, painting a bleak picture of societal norms in South Korea. “In Korea, being a gender minority is like showing up to a costume party a week early. You’re out of place, and everyone’s staring.”

Through Hyun-ju’s journey, Hwang hopes to raise awareness, spark conversations, and maybe, just maybe, make people a little less judgmental.

The Takeaway? It’s a Mixed Bag
While some fans are applauding the inclusion of a trans character, others are still grappling with the casting choice. But if there’s one thing we know about “Squid Game,” it’s that nothing comes easy—not even representation.

So, whether you’re here for the social commentary or just the emotional trauma, buckle up. Season 2 is about to take us all on another wild, morally complicated ride.

Squid Game Creator Shares Why a Cis Dude Plays a Trans Character—and It’s Heartbreaking

‘American Idol’ Alum Steven James Throws Some Serious Shade at Katy Perry Over Her New Song ‘OK’

December 30, 2024

American Idol drama just hit a high note—off-key, but a high note nonetheless.

Steven James, a one-time hopeful from season 17 of American Idol, decided he wasn’t done with his 15 minutes of fame. Instead of quietly reminiscing about his glory days on the Idol stage, he’s come for none other than Katy Perry. Yes, the Katy Perry. The one with the rainbow wigs and more hits than a piñata at a kid’s birthday party.

Here’s the tea: Katy recently dropped her deluxe album 1432—a sequel to her album 143, which apparently means “I love you” but now feels more like “I kinda regret this decision.” The album features a brand-new song called “OK,” which, spoiler alert, is getting reviews that are… not OK.

Steven, clearly not over the time Katy gave him the Idol boot back in 2019, took to TikTok to roast the pop queen. In his now-viral video, Steven is sitting in his car, grimacing as if he just bit into a lemon made of pure disappointment. His caption? A savage mic-drop: “This can’t be the same person who eliminated me on American Idol 5 years ago.” Ouch.

But Steven wasn’t alone in his critique. The comments section on TikTok quickly turned into a roast party hotter than Katy’s California Gurls video set. One commenter quipped, “This sounds like the theme song to a PBS Kids show,” and honestly, Big Bird might be bopping harder than the rest of us. Another commenter threw even more shade: “Katy Perry wouldn’t make it past day one on American Idol.” Whew, somebody call Simon Cowell because this is next-level brutal.

Katy, if you’re reading this, just know the internet stays undefeated. But hey, at least you’ve got a new album… and Steven’s undivided, albeit shady, attention.

@stevenjamestoks

♬ OK – Katy Perry

Jason Momoa Is DC’s New Lobo: Aquaman Hangs Up His Fins for Space Shenanigans!

December 30, 2024

Jason Momoa has officially traded his underwater trident for a space bike and a cigar. That’s right—our favorite man from Atlantis is now gearing up to play Lobo, the galaxy’s most metal bounty hunter, in Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Prepare for chaos, because this movie hits theaters on June 26, 2026, and Momoa as Lobo is about to make waves—er, cosmic tsunamis.

From Aquaman to Intergalactic Menace
Last year, whispers started swirling faster than Aquaman’s whirlpool that Jason, 45, might be taking on the role of the DC antihero Lobo. While we were all busy speculating, Jason was out here playing coy, claiming he hadn’t even been asked to audition. Fast forward to today, and Jason just dropped the mic—or his surfboard—by confirming on Instagram that he’s officially in. Oh, the drama!

Throwback to Jason’s Denial Game
Let’s rewind to 2023. When the Lobo rumor first surfaced, Jason went full denial mode, telling everyone, “I haven’t gotten the call.” But here’s the kicker: he low-key spilled how much he loved Lobo back then. He gushed, “I used to collect comics, and Lobo was my favorite. I mean, hello? It’s perfect. If they call me, it’s a big fat ‘heck yeah.’ But I haven’t received that call yet.”

Well, guess what? That phone call must’ve finally come, and Jason answered with an enthusiastic “F*** yeah!”

Instagram Tea: “They Called”
Jason’s Instagram post today? Iconic. He shared his quote from last year about his dream of playing Lobo and casually captioned it, “They called.” Short, sweet, and dripping with “I told you so” energy. Momoa fans are losing their minds in the comments, with most saying something along the lines of, “Finally!” or “Lobo was born to be you!”

Who Is Lobo, Anyway?
For those living under a rock (or in Atlantis), Lobo is the DC Universe’s rowdiest bad boy. He’s an intergalactic bounty hunter with a face that screams “trouble” and a personality to match. He’s also the last of his kind, the Czarnian race, because—plot twist—he wiped out the rest of his species. Charming, right? Known for his rapid regeneration and “colorful” vocabulary, Lobo is less “villain” and more “your worst nightmare with a sense of humor.”

Supergirl and Space Mayhem Await
Lobo will make his big debut in Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, with the talented Milly Alcock starring as Supergirl herself. Picture this: Momoa’s Lobo zooming across the galaxy, throwing shade, cracking skulls, and maybe—just maybe—bonding with Supergirl over their mutual disdain for intergalactic nonsense. It’s a match made in comic book heaven.

So, mark your calendars, stock up on popcorn, and get ready for Jason Momoa to unleash his inner space punk. June 2026 can’t come soon enough!

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Kristin Cavallari Roasts Ex Jay Cutler, Dubs Him the Picasso of Lies, and Explains Their Co-Parenting Circus

December 30, 2024

Kristin Cavallari has officially thrown her ex, Jay Cutler, under the metaphorical bus—and honestly, the ride is more entertaining than anything on The Hills.

The 37-year-old reality TV icon turned podcast philosopher recently unloaded on her 41-year-old former NFL quarterback ex during an episode of Dumb Blonde (the podcast, not her insult—though, who knows?). Buckle up, because things got juicy.

Kristin described their co-parenting routine with all the enthusiasm of someone stuck in a never-ending group text. Apparently, Jay brings “zero freaking consistency” to the table, a sentiment that every mom organizing a carpool at 6 a.m. can relate to. The two share three kids: Camden, 12, Jaxon, 10, and Saylor, 9—aka the MVPs of this chaos.

“Co-parenting with Jay is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions,” Kristin said, her voice dripping with exhaustion. “It’s so up and down—like a rollercoaster, but not the fun kind. The kind that leaves you dizzy and questioning your life choices.”

She did recall one shining moment of semi-normalcy, though: “Earlier this year, we sat together at a basketball game. I was like, ‘Oh my God, this is it. World peace is next!’ But nah, that was a one-hit wonder. We haven’t sat together since. What the actual heck?”

Kristin also made it clear there won’t be any Norman Rockwell family Christmases happening anytime soon. “The idea of a family unit during the holidays bums me out sometimes,” she confessed, adding, “Coming from divorced parents, the last thing I wanted was a divorce. But here we are, unwrapping this awkward gift every December.”

As for Jay’s truth-telling abilities—or lack thereof—Kristin didn’t hold back. “The man is a pathological liar. He could sell ice to an Eskimo, and I wouldn’t even know if the ice existed,” she quipped. “There are things from our marriage I’ll never know. I’ve just let it go. Frozen-style.”

Kristin wrapped things up by addressing her brief fling with Morgan Wallen (yes, that Morgan Wallen). While details were sparse, it was just enough to keep us all intrigued.

Catch the full episode if you’re ready for a mix of real talk, reality star drama, and a side of hilarious shade.

Texas Teen Faces Goat-gate Scandal in Showdown of “Baa-d” Behavior

December 30, 2024

Y’all, it’s not every day you hear about a cheerleader, a goat, and a pesticide-laden drench gun all converging into the plot of a crime thriller—but welcome to Texas 2024.

Aubrey Vanlandingham (yes, that’s her real name and not a villain from Riverdale) has been slapped with animal cruelty charges after allegedly poisoning a classmate’s show goat, Willie. Yes, you read that right: show goat. Willie wasn’t just any goat; he was a star in the livestock scene. A GOAT among goats. RIP, King.

The Wild, Wild Details 🐐💀
According to law enforcement, Aubrey was caught on security footage doing her best impression of a farmyard hitman. Using a drench gun—a tool meant to help goats, mind you—she allegedly gave poor Willie a dose of toxic pesticide. And if that wasn’t enough, prosecutors claim Aubrey did this with all the intentionality of a Netflix crime drama anti-hero.

Sadly, Willie suffered severe symptoms, including convulsions and respiratory distress, before passing away about a day later. Prosecutors aren’t mincing words here, accusing Aubrey of “intentional torture” of a livestock animal. Intentional torture. This wasn’t some accidental sprinkling of salt where sugar should’ve been—this was straight-up malicious.

Why, Aubrey, Why?! 🐐💔
And why, you ask, would someone resort to goaticide? Well, according to an arrest affidavit, Aubrey allegedly confessed to the crime and dropped a bombshell: it was her second attempt. (Yes, Willie survived Round 1, but tragically, the sequel got him.) Her motive? The goat’s owner’s daughter was, in her words, a “cheater.”

Wait, wait, wait—cheater? In what? A barnyard spelling bee? Goat yoga? Turns out, this was show goat beef. Literally.

Google Searches and Shenanigans 🕵️‍♀️📱
Before she carried out her dastardly deed, police say Aubrey went full Bond villain, Googling how to poison animals and, hilariously, how to clear her search history. Spoiler alert: she did not clear her search history. Pro tip, Aubrey: When committing heinous acts, maybe don’t leave a digital trail. That’s like robbing a bank and tagging yourself in the location on Instagram.

She’s since been released on a $5,000 bond, but legal eagles repping Aubrey haven’t squawked back to the media just yet. Probably because, well, what exactly can you say when your client’s search history includes “how to kill a goat” and “how to not get caught killing a goat”?

The Takeaway 🐐👩‍⚖️
This case has everything: high school drama, barnyard politics, and a cheerleader turned alleged livestock assassin. While Willie’s untimely demise is no laughing matter, the sheer audacity of this situation feels like it was ripped straight from a rejected Dateline script.

We’ll see how the trial pans out, but for now, let’s pour one out for Willie, the true victim in this tale of teenage revenge and goat-sized grudges.

Kit Harington Spills the Tea on Having a Post-Christmas Birthday: It’s the Grumpiest Show on Earth!

December 30, 2024

Kit Harington, aka Jon Snow, aka King in the (Post-Holiday) North, turned 38 on December 26—and he’s here to remind us that having a birthday right after Christmas is basically like being the dessert that no one has room for.

You’d think a guy who’s dodged White Walkers and brooded his way into pop culture history would handle a little birthday drama like a champ, right? Wrong. Kit has made it clear that his Dec. 26 birthday is no Winter Wonderland—it’s more like Game of Moans.

Family Drama: The Real Battle of the Bast—Oops, Birthday
“It’s always the same,” Kit lamented to W Magazine, probably while sipping a melancholy hot chocolate. “My whole family just descends on my birthday, and I get no attention.” Ouch. Imagine trying to have a heartfelt moment with your cake while your relatives are still trying to figure out who took the last slice of turkey.

And the result of this birthday chaos? “I get really grumpy and selfish,” Kit admitted. Translation: he probably goes full King Joffrey for a day.

Post-Holiday Presents: The Annual Letdown
Let’s talk gifts—or, as Kit might call them, “holiday leftovers.” “They get worse each year,” he joked about the sad pile of post-Christmas presents he receives. You can practically hear him sighing as he unwraps yet another pair of socks or a regifted fruitcake.

Kit’s final verdict? “I just don’t get enough attention.” Honestly, relatable. Everyone deserves to feel like the main character on their birthday, but Kit’s stuck playing an extra in the family Christmas saga.

A Birthday Wish for the Grump King
Despite the birthday blues, we sincerely hope Kit managed to carve out a slice of happiness (and cake) this year. Maybe someone finally gave him a gift that didn’t scream “bargain bin at the holiday clearance sale.”

Here’s to hoping Kit’s 38th year is filled with drama-free celebrations, gifts that don’t disappoint, and, most importantly, ALL the attention he so desperately craves.

Kit Harington Spills the Tea on Having a Post-Christmas Birthday: It’s the Grumpiest Show on Earth!

Sabrina Carpenter’s Dunkin’ Collab: The ‘Brown Sugar Shakin’ Espresso’ – A Sip, A Shake, A Sassy New Year Treat!

December 30, 2024

Sabrina Carpenter and Dunkin’ just brewed up a collab so sweet it’ll make your taste buds dance like nobody’s watching! That’s right, the “Espresso” queen herself is now the face of Dunkin’s boldest beverage yet: Sabrina’s Brown Sugar Shakin’ Espresso. Yes, it’s a drink, not a TikTok dance (though, give it a week).

What’s Shakin’?
Let’s break it down: Dunkin’ took their signature espresso, kissed it with brown sugar, swirled in oat milk, and then gave it a vigorous shake—because apparently, even coffee needs cardio these days. According to the press release, this isn’t just a drink; it’s an experience. A caffeinated, sugar-coated, oat-milky experience.

Lights, Camera, Espresso!
This caffeine-fueled masterpiece isn’t just a drink—it’s a star! Sabrina’s partnership with Dunkin’ was cooked up in collaboration with Artists Equity, aka Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s super-exclusive creative clubhouse. That’s right, your morning cup of joe now has the Affleck-Damon seal of approval. (If it’s good enough for Batman and Jason Bourne, it’s good enough for us!)

The ad? Oh, it’s a gem. Sabrina hilariously finds herself surrounded by people “shaking their ess.” We’re talking about a full-on espresso shake-off, people. It’s coffee, comedy, and choreography all in one.

When Can You Get It?
Mark your calendars (and your New Year’s resolutions, probably). Sabrina’s Brown Sugar Shakin’ Espresso makes its grand entrance at Dunkin’ on December 31. Yes, it’s the perfect fuel to keep you awake until midnight and beyond. You’ll be shaking your ess into 2024 like a caffeinated superstar.

The Dunkin’ Extras
But wait, there’s more! Dunkin’ is rolling out the caffeine-red carpet with a lineup of goodies. Here’s what’s brewing:

– Limited-Edition Shakin’ Espresso Shaker: Because your coffee needs accessories.
– $5 Meal Deal: Two Wake-Up Wrap sandwiches and a medium coffee (hot or iced). Breakfast of champions? More like breakfast of legends.
– Lava Cake Latte & Coffee: Because sometimes you want your drink to taste like dessert.
– Chocolate Whoopie Pie Donut: Donut or pie? Why choose?
– Iced Lemon Loaf: Returning to remind us all that loaf life is the best life.

Why Sabrina + Dunkin’ = Perfection
Jill McVicar Nelson, Dunkin’s resident hype woman, said it best: “When we dreamed up Sabrina’s Brown Sugar Shakin’ Espresso, we wanted more than a drink—we wanted to sprinkle some fun into your caffeine routine. Sabrina brings that bold, spirited vibe Dunkin’ fans love.”

Translation? Your coffee is now cool. You’re welcome.

So, what are you waiting for? Get ready to sip, shake, and shimmy your way into 2024 with Sabrina Carpenter and Dunkin’. And if you’re not shaking your ess by January 1, did you even coffee?

Karol G’s Netflix Doc: Coming in Hotter Than Her Pink Hair in 2025!

December 30, 2024

Guess who’s Netflix-bound in 2025? None other than Karol G! Yes, the queen of reggaetón is taking a victory lap on the streaming giant with her very own documentary. If you thought her music was fire, wait until you see her life story unfold – it’s bound to have more twists and turns than a telenovela.

The mastermind behind this cinematic extravaganza is none other than Emmy Award-winning Cristina Costantini. She’s the genius who brought us Mucho Mucho Amor: The Legend of Walter Mercado (translation: a sparkly masterpiece) and Science Fair (translation: nerds can slay too). With credentials like that, Karol’s story is clearly in the best hands.

Secrets? What Secrets?
Karol, who’s apparently moonlighting as a cryptic poet, dropped a note to her fans on social media. Written on paper adorned with red hearts and the Netflix logo (because branding, duh), she teased:

“A story born from dreams that seemed impossible, fueled by unwavering faith. A relentless journey that defied all odds. My life. My work. My truth. And the powerful connection I share with you all. My dream came true.”

Translation: This is going to be a whole emotional rollercoaster, so stock up on tissues and snacks.

Netflix’s PR Team Keeping It Chill
Netflix, meanwhile, decided to play it cool with their press release, stating:

“GRAMMY Award-Winner KAROL G brings her story of power, passion, and inspiration to Netflix in 2025. An intimate portrait of a global music icon: the woman behind the artist.”

Not to be dramatic, but this is basically Netflix saying, “We have the tea, and it’s piping hot.”

What to Expect?
While Karol hasn’t spilled the full deets, we’re betting this documentary will serve all the drama, glam, and behind-the-scenes chaos we’ve been dying to see. From her rise to global superstardom to moments that scream, “Is this real life?”—this doc is shaping up to be the cultural reset we didn’t know we needed.

So mark your calendars, charge your devices, and prepare to stream the heck out of this in 2025. Karol G is coming for our screens, our hearts, and probably our playlists too.

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Donald Trump Shares Surprisingly Sweet Jimmy Carter Tribute … Wait, Is This the Same Guy?

December 30, 2024

Donald Trump has just penned a touching tribute to Jimmy Carter, and we’re not sure if we’ve slipped into an alternate dimension or if Trump accidentally logged into someone else’s Truth Social account. Either way, it’s giving us whiplash.

The former president hopped on his favorite social media platform, Truth Social, Sunday evening, barely an hour after news broke that the peanut-loving former president and humanitarian extraordinaire had passed away at the grand age of 100.

Trump, known for his subtlety (just kidding), wrote a message dripping with reverence, saying that being president is like joining an ultra-exclusive club—complete with secret handshakes, decoder rings, and the crushing weight of leading an entire nation. According to Trump, Carter took on his share of challenges and “did everything he could to improve the lives of all Americans.” (Pause for dramatic gasp.)

“For that, we all owe him a debt of gratitude,” Trump added. He also mentioned that he and Melania are keeping the Carter family in their thoughts, urging his followers to do the same. And just like that, we’re questioning reality.

Now, let’s rewind to two months ago when Trump wasn’t exactly sending Jimmy Carter edible arrangements. On Carter’s 100th birthday, Trump managed to turn a moment of celebration into a roast session, calling Joe Biden the “worst president ever” and quipping that Carter was probably thrilled to no longer hold the title. Ouch, Donny.

But hey, it’s 2024, and apparently, people can surprise us. Carter’s passing—after spending nearly two years in hospice care—has prompted heartfelt tributes from across the political spectrum. Even Trump has been struck by the nostalgia bug, proving that even the most unlikely persons can find a moment of humanity in times of loss.

As the tributes pour in, President Joe Biden described Carter as an “extraordinary leader,” while Barack Obama reminded us that Jimmy embodied “grace, dignity, justice, and service.” Meanwhile, Trump’s post stands as a gentle reminder that even the most controversial figures can come together to honor a man who spent his life bringing people together.

Jimmy Carter, the ultimate uniter, doing it one last time.

Donald Trump Shares Surprisingly Sweet Jimmy Carter Tribute … Wait, Is This the Same Guy?

Who Will Be the Next James Bond? A Predictably Wacky Guess from ‘THR’!

December 30, 2024

The swirling hurricane of speculation over who will don the tuxedo and swig martinis as James Bond post-Daniel Craig has reached new levels of absurdity. But fear not, because The Hollywood Reporter (THR) is here to play psychic and drop their very official, definitely-not-a-guess pick for 007’s future identity!

Drumroll, please: They’re betting it all on Josh O’Connor, the guy you loved in The Crown and will soon thirst over in Challengers. Forget insider scoops or shadowy MI6 leaks; this is a straight-up hunch. THR essentially said, “Eh, he looks Bond-ish,” and ran with it.

In their grand justification, they proclaimed, “It will be an English actor poised on the cusp of superstardom — familiar to audiences but not too familiar, with a seductive smile, ease with a tossed-off one-liner, and charisma to spare.” Basically, they want a British Ken doll with a dash of swagger, and Josh fits the mold like a glove.

When will this big reveal happen? Your guess is as good as THR’s. But until then, buckle up for more random guesses, memes, and people suggesting Idris Elba, even though he’s already noped out of this Bond circus. Stay tuned, spy fans—it’s going to be a long, martini-fueled wait!

Who Will Be the Next James Bond? A Predictably Wacky Guess from ‘THR’!

Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez Saddle Up for Cowboy Hat Shenanigans in Aspen!

December 30, 2024

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are turning Aspen into the wild, wild west—luxury edition! The duo ditched their usual high-tech vibes for some good ol’ Western charm over the weekend, hitting up Kemo Sabe, the go-to spot for A-listers who suddenly decide they’re ranchers at heart.

Howdy, High Spirits!
Sunday saw Jeff and Lauren trotting into Kemo Sabe like seasoned cowpokes on a mission—except instead of rounding up cattle, they were wrangling cowboy hats, boots, and bedazzled belt buckles. This isn’t your average general store, though. Oh no, this is where Hollywood stars pick up items to cosplay as ranch royalty.

Tagging along for the yeehaw festivities was Jeff’s brother, Mark, who seemed equally smitten with the Aspen vibes. At one point, Jeff was spotted at the store’s bar area—yes, a bar inside a Western wear shop—laughing it up like a billionaire who just remembered he owns half the planet.

Slopes, Shopping, and Serious Style
When they’re not trying on hats or testing the limits of their credit cards, Jeff and Lauren have been tearing up the Aspen slopes, probably racing each other to see who can make snow look the most expensive. Their Aspen escapades have been a full-on winter wonderland meets runway show, proving once again that being rich just hits different.

A-List Rodeo in Aspen
But wait, there’s more! Turns out Aspen’s not just for tech tycoons and their partners in cowboy-themed crime. Jennifer Lopez herself stopped by Kemo Sabe earlier, treating the shop like her personal stage. She busted some dance moves, stuck her tongue out at photographers, and generally reminded everyone she’s still Jenny from the Block—even in cowboy boots. Kevin Costner also made an appearance, likely scouting for “Yellowstone” inspiration or just enjoying the high-altitude glamour.

Aspen, where the hats are big, the vibes are high, and the billionaires play dress-up. Jeff, Lauren, and their crew are clearly living their best Wild West lives—and honestly, who wouldn’t want to trade places, if only for the free bar and fancy boots? Yeehaw, indeed!

Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez Saddle Up for Cowboy Hat Shenanigans in Aspen!

Breaking News: Former President Jimmy Carter, a Peach of a Man, Checks Out at 100

December 30, 2024

Jimmy Carter, 39th President of the United States, peanut farmer extraordinaire, and Nobel Peace Prize winner, has left this mortal peanut patch. His son, Jimmy Carter III (a.k.a. Chip—because, why not?), confirmed the news on Sunday, leaving America clutching its collective pearls.

The Carter Center told TMZ that the former president passed away at home, surrounded by family. Fitting for the longest-living former president in history—Jimmy clearly knew how to go out with style and grace.

In February 2023, the news broke that Carter had entered hospice care after yo-yoing in and out of hospitals. His grandson shared updates, revealing the ex-prez was no longer staying awake daily—relatable, really. Yet, even in his twilight, Carter was still cracking jokes in his hometown of Plains, Georgia. Turns out, gallows humor runs deep in the Carter genes.

President Joe Biden revealed that Carter had asked him to deliver his eulogy, officially making this the most “aw shucks” request ever made by a former commander-in-chief.

A Health Saga with Southern Charm
Carter’s health challenges were like an epic Netflix series. In 2015, he faced down cancer like a champ. Then came a broken hip in 2019, followed by a brain procedure after some rather dramatic falls—proving that even gravity couldn’t keep this Georgia boy down for long.

Born and raised in Georgia, Carter’s political career kicked off in the ’60s as a state senator. By 1970, he became Governor of Georgia, starting his term by announcing that racial discrimination was so over. Segregationists who’d voted for him promptly clutched their pearls—because Carter had run a conservative campaign, only to pull a political uno-reverse on them.

From Peanut Farmer to POTUS
Carter launched his presidential campaign as a total underdog but went on to beat Gerald Ford in the 1976 election. Along the way, he scandalized the nation by confessing to lusting in his heart during a Playboy interview. This was the 1970s, so the mere idea of private thoughts caused a national tizzy.

Once in office, Carter faced economic turbulence, energy crises, and one epic win: brokering peace between Egypt and Israel in 1979. This feat was so big it made him an international diplomacy icon. Unfortunately, his final year as president was overshadowed by the Iran hostage crisis, which gave Ronald Reagan an easy win in the 1980 election.

Post-Presidency MVP
After leaving the White House, Carter didn’t settle for post-presidency golf like some. Nope, he founded The Carter Center in 1982, dedicating himself to human rights and humanitarian work. He even snagged the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.

Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter, the ultimate power couple, also became the face of Habitat for Humanity. Their 77-year marriage set relationship goals, and fun fact: Carter was the first U.S. president born in a hospital—proving Plains, Georgia, was ahead of its time.

Final Curtain Call
Rosalynn, diagnosed with dementia, passed away just last month at age 96. Jimmy attended her funeral, draped in a blanket with her face on it—a move so sweet it probably made Cupid weep.

Now, at 100, Carter has joined Rosalynn. He leaves behind four children, a bunch of grandkids, and a legacy bigger than a Georgia peach orchard. Jimmy Carter, you’ll always be our favorite peanut farmer turned world leader. RIP.

‘Wicked’ Just Flew Over the Moon and Into the History Books as Broadway’s Box Office Wizard!

December 30, 2024

Well, slap a broomstick on it and call it history! The 2024 film adaptation of Wicked has officially become the Beyoncé of Broadway adaptations, soaring past all others to claim the title of highest-grossing Broadway movie adaptation ever. (Cue Defying Gravity, because this movie really said, “Catch me if you can, Mamma Mia!”)

According to Variety, Wicked has pulled in a jaw-dropping $634 million worldwide over the last six months. For context, that’s approximately 634 million more dollars than your local community theater’s rendition of Cats. This dazzling number officially knocks 2008’s Mamma Mia—which held on with $611 million for years—right off its ABBA throne. Sorry, Donna Sheridan, you’ve been replaced by green makeup and flying monkeys.

But wait, there’s more! Not only is Wicked conquering the global box office like Elphaba conquering social justice, but it’s also breaking records domestically. With $424 million in U.S. ticket sales, it has obliterated 1978’s Grease ($188.62 million) as the top Broadway adaptation in domestic box office history. Sorry, Danny Zuko—your leather jacket may be timeless, but it can’t beat a gravity-defying diva and a heart-wrenching “For Good” duet.

The star-studded spectacle, led by Ariana Grande as Glinda and Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba, has everyone clicking their sparkly heels together and heading to the theater. And if you thought Wicked’s reign was over, think again—Wicked: For Good, the sequel, is scheduled to drop in 2025. So, there’s more broom-flying, spell-casting, and melodrama coming your way.

Moral of the story: Don’t underestimate a green girl with a big voice and an even bigger bank account. Broadway adaptations, take note—Wicked just set the bar so high, you’ll need wings (or maybe a time-turner) to catch up.

Tim Dillon Summons the Spirit of “Corporate Ghosting” in Netflix’s Roast Extravaganza

December 30, 2024

Tim Dillon, the comedian with no brakes and possibly no filter, has dropped jaws and turned heads again. This time, he’s playing the “ghost” of recently deceased UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in his Netflix special, Torching 2024: A Roast of the Year. And trust us, this roast got extra crispy.

In case you’ve been living under a Wi-Fi dead zone, Brian Thompson, the actual CEO of UnitedHealthcare, tragically met his demise outside a Manhattan hotel on December 4. Suspect Luigi Mangione was swiftly arrested, leaving the world puzzled and Twitter trolls…well, busier than usual.

So what does Tim Dillon do? He straps on a navy pullover, beige khakis, and a chain ensemble (call it Casual Friday: Afterlife Edition), and hops onstage, declaring, “I’m Brian Thompson. I’m going to hell for this… you might as well laugh.”

And laugh they did—or cringed. Who can tell these days?

Ghostly Humor, Health Insurance Style
“I’m the CEO of UnitedHealthcare,” Tim-as-Thompson announced, before throwing the proverbial bone to the Twitter mob. “I understand that a lot of you are happy I’m dead.”

But wait, there’s more!

“Yeah, I read the tweets! You don’t think they have X in hell? That’s all they have in hell! Half the people commenting on there are burning in a vat of boiling oil.” And if you think he stopped there, you must be new to Dillon’s comedy.

He skewered the healthcare industry with lines sharper than a rejected insulin needle:

“Your reaction to my murder makes me sick… and not the type of sick I would immediately deny for not having the proper paperwork. You’ve gotta have the paperwork!”

Classic Thompson, if Thompson were a stand-up comedian from beyond the grave.

Too Soon? Never for Tim Dillon
Tim’s faux CEO ghost even reminisced about his final moments: “My last thought? I love my job. Not because I gave people healthcare, but because I denied it! Oh, your nana needs her insulin? Maybe your nana needs to make better choices.”

Ouch. Somewhere, an HR department just burst into flames.

Click here to watch Torching 2024 on Netflix—if you dare. Bring snacks, a strong stomach, and maybe some extra paperwork…you know, just in case.

Comedian Tim Dillon plays ‘ghost’ of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in Netflix roast — 3 weeks after exec’s NYC murder https://t.co/ufeEUVRd9E pic.twitter.com/b3UX0qFn8I

— New York Post (@nypost) December 27, 2024

Whitney Houston’s Bodyguard Spills Tea on Their Relationship and the Inspiration Behind The Bodyguard

December 30, 2024

Whitney Houston’s real-life bodyguard, David Roberts, is serving up some piping-hot details about his time protecting the legend herself—and let’s just say, reality didn’t exactly hit the high notes of romance we saw in The Bodyguard.

David, who inspired Kevin Costner’s brooding, turtleneck-wearing character in the film, recently cracked open the vault of memories ahead of his memoir Protecting Whitney. Spoiler alert: no slow-dancing in snowstorms happened IRL.

“Cross the Line, Lose the Job”
Now, before you ask, David confirmed there was zero romantic tension between him and Whitney. Not even a smoldering glance or a dramatic, rain-soaked confession. Why? Because crossing that line is the bodyguard equivalent of microwaving metal—explosive and stupid.

“If you cross that line, you lose your objectivity,” David explained, channeling the energy of every no-nonsense action hero ever. “That was why Frank Farmer and Rachel Marron couldn’t be together—they broke the number one rule: ‘Don’t fall for your client.’”

Life Imitating Art…Sort Of
Even though their relationship didn’t include passionate serenades or boat rescues, there were a few moments that made their way into the film. Take the iconic “grab the back of his shirt to escape screaming fans” move. According to David, that wasn’t Hollywood fiction—it was their Tuesday.

“Much of what was in the film, we actually lived through,” he dished. Although, we’re guessing the soundtrack wasn’t as epic IRL.

First Impressions: Not Love at First Sight
David wasn’t exactly doing cartwheels at the thought of working with Whitney. But the moment he met her, he was smitten—not romantically, of course. “She was gracious, shy, introverted, well-mannered, and easily one of the most beautiful women I had ever met,” he gushed. Basically, Whitney Houston: the person = Whitney Houston: the icon.

The Bodyguard Diaries: Danger Edition
David’s job wasn’t just about looking cool in sunglasses and yelling, “Move, move, move!” He was out there catching metaphorical grenades left and right. “Whitney had no clue how many threats were out there,” he said. “That’s why I was there—to deal with the nonsense so she didn’t have to.”

And deal with it, he did. David even tried to intervene when Whitney was grappling with addiction, going so far as to blow the whistle on her team members supplying her with drugs. His reward? A pink slip. But did he regret it? Not for a second. “I was there to protect her from everyone—including herself.”

No Romance, But All Respect
So, while David Roberts and Whitney Houston didn’t recreate any movie-magic moments, their bond was built on trust, respect, and a shared goal: keeping Whitney safe from the chaos around her. And if that’s not inspiring, what is?

Just don’t expect David to belt out “I Will Always Love You” anytime soon. That’s Whitney’s lane, and no one’s crossing it.

Whitney Houston’s Bodyguard Spills Tea on Their Relationship and the Inspiration Behind The Bodyguard

Will Ferrell Channels His Inner Elf at LA Kings Game, Complete with Candy Cane Chaos

December 30, 2024

Will Ferrell just proved that Christmas spirit isn’t confined to December 25—it can also show up courtside, dressed in green tights and jingling all the way to a hockey game. The 57-year-old comedy legend turned Crypto.com Arena into the North Pole on Sunday night (December 29) as he cheered on the Los Angeles Kings during their showdown with the Philadelphia Flyers.

But this wasn’t just any ordinary hockey fan moment. Oh no. Will Ferrell didn’t just show up. He showed out. Decked in his iconic Buddy the Elf costume—complete with fuzzy white trim, a pointy green hat, and an undeniable aura of holiday cheer—he was the ultimate Christmas gift to hockey fans everywhere.

Thanks to Sports Illustrated (and their unofficial job as Santa’s paparazzi), we got a front-row seat to the spectacle. Pictures and videos captured Will in the stands, clearly having the time of his life. He cheered, he laughed, and—because Buddy the Elf is nothing if not unpredictable—he smoked a cigarette. Yes, smoked. Imagine Buddy telling Santa, “I know nicotine isn’t one of the four main food groups, but let’s live a little.”

Will’s festive throwback had fans reminiscing about Elf, the 2003 cinematic masterpiece that gave us maple syrup spaghetti cravings and a guide to finding our dad in New York City. Over 20 years later, the film remains a yuletide treasure, and Will’s arena antics remind us why we fell in love with Buddy in the first place.

So, what did we learn from this legendary hockey outing? That Will Ferrell doesn’t just keep the Christmas spirit alive—he delivers it on skates, in tights, and with enough chaotic energy to rival a snowball fight in Central Park. Go Kings, and may all your hockey games be merry and bright!

Buddy the Elf isn't looking too good these days… 😭🤣 pic.twitter.com/tGgo6KGFSf

— Gino Hard (@GinoHard_) December 30, 2024

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