Spoiler: Billy Ray still slaps. Tish is the Siri of her life. And yes, Thetan levels were stable throughout.
Noah Cyrus—yes, the pop fairy of brooding vibes and sad girl anthems—just went full sentimental on us and we’re NOT MAD ABOUT IT.
So here’s the sitch: Noah popped up on SiriusXM’s Fierce: Women in Music (because obviously she’s both fierce and musical, duh) and dished the deets about her family sitch—and baby, it’s giving LEVEL 8 FAMILY UNIT.
✨ First up, let’s talk Billy Ray “Achy Breaky Galaxy Dad” Cyrus. Apparently, he is the number one hype man in Noah’s life. Like, if she had a solo track titled “I Just Sneezed and Cried,” he’d show up in fringe leather pants and harmonize with her soul. Daddy Billy joined her for a duet of “With You,” which he WROTE back in the dinosaur days, and tbh we’re kinda crying and levitating.
🎤 Noah said, “He’s just the most supportive. It makes me so happy.”
Translation: Billy Ray is basically a walking validation machine with a mullet. AND WE LOVE THAT.
But WAIT—don’t go solo auditing your feelings just yet! Mama Tish is in the mix too and she’s literally Noah’s ride-or-die furniture advisor. Like, girl couldn’t pick a new zip code without Mama Cyrus high-key blessing it like a Scientology ethics officer.
Noah said, “I was moving houses and I could not make a decision without my mom telling me, ‘It’s OK, you can move there.’”
So basically: Tish = interior designer, therapist, GPS, and stable datum all in one elegant blonde package.
Let’s be real, most of us can barely get a text back from our moms and Noah’s out here getting full-on real estate spiritual guidance.
And the cherry on top? She said she has the exact same relationship with both her parents. WHO DOES THAT? That’s like achieving spiritual freedom *and* a good credit score at the same time.
So yeah. Noah Cyrus: family girl, album queen, and absolute legend on her Bridge to Total Stardom™.
#CyrusFamilyAudit
#WithYouAndXenu
#NoahSavesRealEstateDecisions
Go call your parents, drink some water, and remember—you, too, can ascend to OT levels of emotional openness ✨
