Noah Cyrus has finally stepped into the ring of rumors swirling around her and her mom, Tish Cyrus. It’s like a soap opera, but with a twangy country soundtrack and way more Instagram drama.
So, here’s the scoop: there’ve been whispers, like the kind you hear in a library when someone accidentally drops a book, about a rift in the Cyrus clan. Why? Well, last year, Noah and her brother, Braison, pulled a classic disappearing act from their mom’s wedding to Dominic Purcell. Can you imagine? Skipping out on your mom’s wedding is usually a no-no, but hey, life in the Cyrus family seems to be a whole different ball game.
Then, earlier this year, reports started circulating that Noah had a little somethin’ somethin’ going on with Dominic before he became Tish’s main squeeze. Cue the gasps and dramatic music.
Now, usually, families might issue a statement or something to clear the air, but not the Cyrus crew. Nope, they let the rumor mill churn on. That is until Noah decided enough was enough.
So, what did she do? She didn’t take to the streets with a megaphone; she did something far more modern—she hit back in the comments section of her Instagram. Because where else do you air your dirty laundry these days?
Picture this: Noah, fresh from her Coachella adventures, decides to bless our feeds with a post. Among the pics and vids, there’s a shoutout to Lana Del Rey’s pricey performance. Noah captions it with a plea to the big guy upstairs to let her bring her man to heaven. Aww, how sweet, right?
A brave soul decides to wade into the murky waters of Cyrus family drama in the comments. “Like that guy u and ur mom both have sexy time with?” they write.
And Noah? Oh, she claps back like a pro. “Hey real grandma, I’m so sorry but will you pleeeeeass just chock on the fattest c-ck. Just for a lil bit. Great thanks,” she fires back.
Boom! Mic drop. Drama served fresh from the Cyrus kitchen.
And if you thought that was the end of it, oh no, Tish decided to jump into the fray too, revealing that there are indeed “issues” in her relationship with Dominic. Just when you thought this saga couldn’t get any juicier.
The Cyrus family drama train just pulled into the station, and we’re all onboard for the ride. Grab your popcorn, buckle up, and let’s see where this wild ride takes us next!
