Our Queen Nicki Minaj just went full Mission: Impossible on the internet this weekend. And baby… the tea? BOILING. The wigs? Floating in space. The vibes? CHAOTIC NEUTRAL.
🎤 Nicki Said: “NO NEW MUSIC BECAUSE THE INDUSTRY IS GOOFY AF 💅🏽”
Nicki popped off on Twitter (X, but like… it’ll always be Twitter) and basically said she’s not releasing new music right now because there are “distractions” trying to ruin her life like a bad CW villain. She’s accusing certain unknown agents of chaos (👀 Roc Nation allegedly, but she didn’t say that… WE did) of trying to break up her happy Barbz Barbie Dreamhouse.
“Trying to tear a husband away from his wife & family with lies & friends in high places. YUCK.”
—Nicki, probably sipping a platinum wine cooler in a pink jacuzzi.
👀 Allegations? You Want Some? We Got Plenty.
Nicki also claims:
- She and her fans are being stalked online. (FBI, open up!)
- Social media is shadowbanning her like it’s a side quest in GTA.
- Her features are getting “demolished” (??? What is she, a Sims house?)
- There are LISTENING DEVICES spying on her. (Alexa, play “Roman’s Revenge” but make it paranoid.)
Barbz, she wants you to screenshot everything. Every time you get flagged, shadowbanned, or told to go outside and touch grass—SAVE IT. Because according to Queen Minaj, we are all part of an elaborate digital conspiracy crossover episode.
🧠 The Roc Nation Subplot Thickens
Nicki also shared some real messy receipts: legal docs about Roc Nation CEO Desiree Perez being sued by her own daughter over allegedly being locked up in a psych ward (YES, THIS IS REAL), and claimed those same secret operatives had full access to Nicki’s accounts. Oh, and she didn’t change her passwords. Why? We don’t know. Possibly vibes.
“They allegedly did to Demoree what they’re doing to MEEEEEE.”
Okay, poetic but terrifying!
She also dragged “Goofy Bleek to the rescue” into this—which people think means Memphis Bleek, Jay-Z’s bestie. So yes, this beef might have leveled up to Hov vs. Harajuku Barbie mode.
👮♀️ SWATTED?! Like… Nicki’s House?! Repeatedly?!
Nicki casually dropped in there that her house has been swatted multiple times. And TikTok is out here blocking fans from defending her like it’s an episode of “Black Mirror: Barbz Edition.”
“They don’t want you to see what I’m liking. So that feature was demolished.”
Girl… are you okay??? Are WE okay???
So… When’s the Next Song Dropping?
According to this digital fever dream? Not anytime soon. Not until the paid moles, listening devices, camera tags, shadowbans, and Goofy Bleek are handled.
But at least she just dropped a remix of a Lil Wayne song so we still have that to twerk-cry to in the meantime.
TLDR:
Nicki’s being stalked, hacked, swatted, and probably gaslit by the Matrix. New music? Nah. Conspiracies? Absolutely. Protect the Queen at all costs. 💅🏽👑📡
#NickiMinaj #BarbzAssemble #JusticeForPinkWiFi
Barbz, that’s the REAL reason I won’t release music. 🎀
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) June 21, 2025
