Miley Cyrus Spills the Tea on Her Wild Ways: Lying to Accountants and “Vintage Clothes” to Cover Up Her Real Spending

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Miley Cyrus just dropped a bombshell that’s wilder than a wrecking ball in a china shop!

In a truly eye-popping interview, the 32-year-old “Something Beautiful” diva casually admitted she pulled off the ultimate con against her accountant—and it’s hilarious. Apparently, during the making of her 2015 album Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz (you know, the one with a title that sounds like a goth band’s first mixtape), Miley had a little, shall we say, spending situation. And how did she handle it? With the finesse of a con artist who majored in “What’s a Tax Write-Off?”

Miley legitimately told her accountant she was buying vintage clothes… but the clothes? Not so vintage. Definitely not. According to Miley, she’d buy drugs with the money, then invent an elaborate backstory about her “collectible” fashion. She’d say, “Oh, I bought a $15,000 original John Lennon T-shirt,” and when her accountant asked about it, she’d casually reply, “Oh, it’s upstairs, gathering dust. Totally vintage stuff, you know?”

When the accountant pressed further, Miley would backpedal like a pro: “Yeah, I’m keeping them upstairs in storage because, you know, delicate fabric. I need to protect it.”

Miley says she bought so much “vintage clothing” that year, like, so much that her wardrobe must’ve looked like a pop-up museum of rock ‘n’ roll chaos. Meanwhile, her accountant was likely googling “is $15k for a t-shirt reasonable?” and crying into a calculator.

Then, just when you think this tale couldn’t get more outlandish, Miley threw in a little reflection about surviving her wild years: “I’m SO glad I survived that time in my life. It’s like a miracle, honestly. If there’s anything I’d recommend, it’s… don’t do what I did. Like, ever. But hey, I’m here! So, yay me.”

So there you have it—Miley Cyrus, master of fabricating the ultimate vintage lifestyle, only to eventually survive her own personal tornado. If you’re wondering whether she’s got any regrets? Nah, she’s living proof that even wild times can lead to glittering glories. Just… maybe keep an eye on your accountant, just in case.

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