Oh, the drama of royalty! Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have apparently been given the royal cold shoulder by the fam. That’s right, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were left off the guest list for King Charles’s fabulous soiree at Balmoral Castle. Apparently, Scotland is a bit too chilly for their tastes—or maybe it’s just their relatives.
In a plot twist that could rival any soap opera, Harry recently spilled the tea on why the family feud is hotter than a pot of Earl Grey. During his cameo on *Tabloids on Trial*, Harry revealed that discovering his phone was hacked by the press was like finding out his favorite pizza place had been secretly replaced with a salad bar. It was, in his words, a “central piece” of the royal dust-up.
He lamented, “It’s a tricky business because every time I say something about my family, it’s like opening the floodgates to a tsunami of press drama. I’m just trying to do the right thing here, and it would be nice if we could handle this as a family. But hey, I’m doing this for my reasons, not because I’ve got a personal vendetta against the Queen’s corgis.”
Harry went on, “Everything that’s happened has shown people the real deal. My mission is still on, even if it feels like I’m trying to mend a fence that’s been turned into a fortress. Yup, definitely a rift—more like a royal chasm at this point.”
