Machine Gun Kelly is taking us on a wild ride through his latest tattoo escapade, and it’s more dramatic than a soap opera marathon on fast forward!
So, picture this: MGK, the self-proclaimed Emo Girl, decided he needed more ink on his body canvas. But not just any ink, oh no! This tattoo was for “spiritual purposes only.” Yeah, apparently, he’s trying to communicate with the tattoo gods or something.
Now, hold onto your seats as we dive into the Instagram video that’s basically the rollercoaster of the tattoo world. We’re talking seven sessions over two weeks, people! It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but in a good way.
Kelly kicks things off with some deep thoughts for the camera, declaring that this day marks the beginning of the “physical change” of his body. Dude, it’s not like he’s turning into the Hulk or anything, but hey, to each their own.
And then, the magic begins. Cue the dramatic music as we witness MGK bravely enduring the agony of getting his upper body blasted with ink. It’s like watching a horror movie, except the monster is a tattoo gun and the victim is a rapper who calls himself Emo Girl.
We get up close and personal with shots of his collarbone and nipple getting inked. Yep, you heard that right. Nipple. Who knew that was even a thing? Well, now we do, thanks to MGK’s wild ride.
Throughout the video, Kelly shares updates on the pain levels, describing it as “the most painful s**t” he’s ever experienced. And considering this guy has probably been through some crazy stuff, that’s saying a lot.
Oh, but it doesn’t end there. We also get a glimpse of his swollen elbow and a cameo appearance by a hyperbolic oxygen chamber. Because apparently, when you’re getting tattooed within an inch of your life, you need all the help you can get.
Machine Gun Kelly’s journey to blackout tattoo enlightenment. It’s a wild ride filled with pain, drama, and a whole lot of black ink. And hey, if nothing else, at least now he’ll never get lost in a dark room again.