— and yes, it’s giving whole Thetan Level 7.
The new trailer for Season 2 of Apple TV+’s “Platonic” just hit the intergalactic web and it is chaotic excellence.tg Like, if muscles had a group chat, Luke Macfarlane just sent a thirst trap and Seth Rogen is responding with a nervous emoji.
👯♂️ Our favorite emotionally-stunted-but-somehow-high-functioning besties — Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne — are BACK. And guess what? So is the midlife crisis! This time around they’re dodging grown-up landmines like weddings, jobs, partners having mental breakdowns in Whole Foods — you know, relatable.
But wait — who TF invited the Avengers?
This season features an entire smorgasbord of chaos gods:
✨ Luke “I bench press regrets” Macfarlane
✨ Carla Gallo, who might be the real-life embodiment of a Twitter meltdown
✨ Aidy Bryant, Kyle Mooney, Beck Bennett, AND actual Disney prince Milo Manheim — like did someone raid the SNL vault and cast a fever dream??
And YES. We do get the moment of truth: Luke vs. Seth in a full bicep-off. Muscles were flexed. Eyes were widened. Somewhere Tom Cruise screamed “ENGRAMS!!” into a volcano. It’s giving SP level energy clearing.
Season 2 launches August 6 with a double-dose of episodes, then drops weekly every Wednesday till October 1. That’s TEN episodes of platonic nonsense, which ironically might be more intense than most actual relationships.
💥If you’re not watching “Platonic,” what are you even doing? Your body is 70% water and 30% unprocessed trauma. Get auditing, get streaming, and GET INTO THIS SHOW.
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