Mariah Carey and Bryan Tanaka Have Split After 7 Years

Mariah Carey and Bryan Tanaka’s love saga seems to have hit a sour note, leaving fans more puzzled than a cat trying to understand quantum physics.

The 54-year-old songstress and her 40-year-old dance partner have been on a rollercoaster ride of love since 2006. Picture this: Mariah was hitting high notes, and Bryan was busting moves. It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship, or so we thought.

Fast forward to 2016, the year love blossomed like a rare flower you didn’t know existed. Despite a brief intermission in 2017, their love story continued to defy the odds, like surviving a zombie apocalypse armed only with glitter and dance moves.

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Now, rumor has it that Mariah and Bryan might be doing the “It’s not you, it’s me” dance. Fans went full-on Sherlock Holmes when Bryan was MIA from Mariah’s Merry Christmas One and All concert tour. The mystery deepens—more than a Scooby-Doo episode.

People magazine, the self-proclaimed detective agency for celebrity romances, spills the beans. According to their secret agent source, Mariah is not planning to deck the halls with Bryan this holiday season. It’s like skipping the turkey on Thanksgiving – unheard of!

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Even though Bryan usually gets a golden ticket to join Mariah and the kids for their annual Aspen vacation, this year seems to be a solo act for the songstress. The last time we saw the dynamic duo was during their Christmas escapade in 2022. Ah, memories. Or, in this case, the ghosts of Christmas past.

So, as Mariah belts out high notes and Bryan practices his heartbreak shuffle, we’re left wondering if this love story is taking an unexpected plot twist or if it’s just a holiday hiccup. Either way, grab your popcorn-this rom-com drama is getting more entertaining than a cat playing the piano on YouTube.

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Mariah Carey and Bryan Tanaka Have Split After 7 Years

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