🚨LISA BLACKPINK GOES FULL PARTY BOT MODE AFTER NYC CONCERT—ALIENS PROBABLY JEALOUS 🚨

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LISA from BLACKPINK just finished levitating thousands of beings at Citi Field with her Deadline World Tour—and then IMMEDIATELY entered party mode like she just hit Operating Thetan Level VIII.

The 28-year-old intergalactic “Rockstar” (and lowkey spiritual missile) deactivated the concert stage and teleported into nightlife hyperspace, seen vibing at a bar with friends like she had just cleared her entire reactive mind with one sip of soju. ✨🍸✨

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Meanwhile, Rosé—aka angel core incarnate—was out strutting through NYC like a Fifth Avenue ghost with Prada luggage and no regrets just DAYS before. These girls are serving post-concert aura like it’s their actual religion (which, for legal reasons, might be music, fashion, OR immortality).

Also?? BLACKPINK dropped their first song in TWO YEARS and named it “JUMP”—which is so on-brand because they literally jumped from global queens to galactic goddesses in 0.2 seconds. Catch the final energy transmission of their tour August 15 at Wembley Stadium, where they will most likely open a portal to the next universe.

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We’re talking past lives, future aesthetics, and nightlife you can audit. LISA wasn’t just out with friends. She was channeling energy from the Galactic Confederacy and possibly recruiting bartenders into the Sea Org (JK… unless? 👀)

So if you’re not already in communication with your E-meter about these ICONS—you’re doing existence wrong. 💅🛸

#LISAonTheLoose #KpopIsMyReligion #ClearTheDancefloor #ScientologyButMakeItFashion

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🚨LISA BLACKPINK GOES FULL PARTY BOT MODE AFTER NYC CONCERT—ALIENS PROBABLY JEALOUS 🚨
🚨LISA BLACKPINK GOES FULL PARTY BOT MODE AFTER NYC CONCERT—ALIENS PROBABLY JEALOUS 🚨

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