Rumor has it that Kourtney Kardashian, the one and only, may have just stealthily welcomed her fourth bundle of joy into the world. It’s baby time in Calabasas!
At a spry age of 44, our beloved reality starlet has been baking her fourth little Kardashian-Barker creation. And guess what? This time, it’s a joint venture with the rockin’ husband, Travis Barker. What’s more, they’re not shying away from bestowing a rockstar name upon the little fella – behold, Rocky Thirteen Barker! I mean, why stop at Rocky or Thirteen when you can combine them into a name that screams “I was born to rock!”
Now, as we eagerly anticipate the delivery room drama (reality TV show material, anyone?), Kourtney has been chilling on bed rest. You know, the perfect pastime for a Kardashian with an impending due date. Scheduled for this week! It’s like waiting for the grand opening of the trendiest boutique in town.
But what’s the scoop? What are the breadcrumbs leading us to believe that she’s already popped out another Kardashian heir? Well, brace yourself for the high-level investigative journalism here, people!
TMZ, the vigilant guardians of all things celebrity, claims to have received tips – yes, you heard that right, tips – about Kourtney making a grand entrance at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in LA. But wait, don’t grab your Sherlock Holmes hat just yet because this isn’t your ordinary scoop. You see, Kourtney and her sister practically have membership cards to that place. It’s like a spa retreat, but with contractions!
Intriguingly, sources have spilled the beans that labor was about to be coaxed into existence. It seems Kourtney had a specific date in mind for her little rockstar’s debut – Halloween. Why? Well, why not? I mean, who wouldn’t want to rock the world on the spookiest day of the year?
And that’s not all! In a classic twist of events, both Travis and the sibling extraordinaire, Kylie Jenner, were reportedly spotted zooming up to Cedars on a fine Thursday afternoon (November 3). Witnesses, armed with eagle eyes, locked onto Kourtney’s every move as she made her grand entrance. You could almost hear the paparazzi clicking away in a frenzy.
Now, all we can do is wait, wait, and wait some more for the ultimate Kardashian-style baby announcement. Fingers crossed, it’s going to be as dramatic as an episode of their reality show – and if we’re lucky, they might even livestream the whole shebang! Stay tuned, because the Kardashian circus is in town, and we wouldn’t want to miss it for the world! 🎸👶✨
