This is not a drill. This is hotter than a Popeyes biscuit in hell.
OKAY SO. Klay “Splash Daddy” Thompson just hard launched his relationship with none other than the Hot Girl CEO herself, Megan Thee Stallion—and yes, it’s giving NBA x GRAMMY crossover event of the century.
On Saturday (aka national heartbreak day for their fans), the 35-year-old Dallas Mavericks zaddy posted a carousel of photos straight from their Bahamas baecation. And when we say “carousel,” we mean “romantic softcore flex.” Like HELLO?? One pic is them kissing (tongue status unknown, enhance the pixels), and another is a hand-holding-on-the-beach-like-a-Nicholas-Sparks-film shot FROM MEG’S POINT OF VIEW. Do you smell that? That’s the scent of a man in love and 7,000 Warriors fans crying into their jerseys.
The caption?
“Sweet Bells son 🌴 🥥”
WHAT DOES IT MEAN, KLAY?! Are you a coconut? Is she the bell? Are y’all in Scientology and we just don’t know it yet??
Just days ago, internet sleuths (aka unemployed teens on TikTok) clocked Megan posting pics with a suspiciously familiar tall man lurking in the background—KLAY. Like, 6’6″ of confirmed BASKETBALL BOO material.
FYI, for those who only know Klay from being “the guy who isn’t Steph Curry,” he’s a legend in his own right. Ex-Warrior, current Maverick, and future Step-Daddy of the Stallionverse. 🍷
This romance is hotter than Satan’s iPhone, and we’re just happy to be witnessing greatness.
#HotGirlSplashSeason #KlayAndMeg #BahamasBaes 🏝️🐎🔥
