Kim Kardashian Reacts to Verdict in Her 2016 Paris Robbery Case — and No, She’s Not Saying “Merci” to Everyone

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Back in 2016, while most of us were struggling to find the right Snapchat filter, Kim Kardashian was living through a real-life horror movie in Paris — and not the romantic, baguette-and-beret kind. We’re talking full-on heist vibes: masked robbers, guns, and millions in bling gone poof from her hotel room. Très traumatic.

Fast forward to now — years, therapy sessions, and at least six Skims collections later — and we’ve got a verdict: eight out of ten people involved in the robbery were found guilty. The other two? One got a slap on the wrist for a weapons charge, and the other probably left court like, “Merci, next.”

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Kim took the stand like the reality TV version of Elle Woods in Paris, detailing how the experience changed her life and her relationship with jewelry. Spoiler alert: she’s not exactly sleeping with diamonds under her pillow anymore. Now it’s all security protocols, armored vehicles, and probably a bodyguard named “Steve” with Matrix-level reflexes.

In response to the verdict, Kim gave a statement that was equal parts powerful and polished. She said:

“I am deeply grateful to the French authorities for pursuing justice in this case. The crime was the most terrifying experience of my life, leaving a lasting impact on me and my family…”

Translation: “I went through literal hell, but I’m still here — glowing, contour on point, and evolving into a legal queen.”

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Her legal team also chimed in, saying Kim was brave, the French legal system was classy, and that she’s now laser-focused on criminal justice reform. Honestly? Elle Woods would be proud. Except Kim’s law books come with matching Skims.

So what now? Justice has been served croissant-style, Kim’s healing, and the robbers will be spending some très boring years behind bars. As for us? We’ll keep watching, scrolling, and sipping tea from the sidelines — just as Kris Jenner intended.

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Stay safe, keep your jewels locked up, and never underestimate the power of a reality star with a law degree-in-progress and a mission.

Kim Kardashian Reacts to Verdict in Her 2016 Paris Robbery Case — and No, She’s Not Saying “Merci” to Everyone

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