Britney Spears just added a little chaotic sparkle to 30,000 feet.
According to TMZ (a.k.a. The Gossip National Guard), our favorite pop legend reportedly turned a chill JetSuiteX flight from Cabo San Lucas to Los Angeles into a surprise edition of “Oops! I Smoked It Again.”
Here’s what allegedly went down: Britney, age 43, was sipping a little something-something in her seat—on a semi-private plane no less (we’re talking rich, but not Taylor Swift’s jet rich). Then, as if transported straight from a Vegas nightclub in 2007, she apparently whipped out a cigarette mid-air and just lit up. Yep, as if she was backstage at the VMAs and not inside a flying aluminum Pringles can with oxygen tanks.
Flight attendants reportedly said, “Girl, no,” and told her to extinguish the cig ASAP, which she did. But by the time they landed in L.A., the authorities were waiting at the gate like it was the season finale of a reality show called “Flightmares: Diva Edition.”
Britney was given a polite but firm “ma’am, don’t do that,” and was allowed to strut off into the California sunshine, possibly humming “Toxic” under her breath. JetSuiteX, for their part, gave a classy “no comment,” which is corporate speak for “we’re still recovering emotionally.”
Let this be a reminder to all of us: just because the plane feels like your personal tour bus doesn’t mean you can light up like it’s 2001.
Stay grounded, guys.
