Kim Kardashian said “court by day, couture by night” as she strutted straight from the witness stand to a bougie dinner in Paris — and yes, the outfit change was crucial.
The 44-year-old reality TV empress/Skims mogul/professional glamazon hit up Le Voltaire restaurant on Tuesday night (May 13) with her equally iconic momager Kris Jenner, who probably booked the reservation before the trial even started. Priorities, people.
Kim rolled up looking like a caramel dream, wrapped in a tan fur coat (faux, we hope — Paris is judgy) and a chocolate-brown dress so sleek it probably came with its own NDA. Honestly, she looked like a dessert the French would serve with gold flakes and a $500 bill.
But let’s rewind to earlier that day — because Kim wasn’t just there for the escargot and ambiance. She had serious business to handle. She took the stand in court to testify against the crew of robbers who, back in 2016, broke into her hotel room, tied her up, gagged her, and stole over \$10 million in jewelry. Basically, it was a real-life Ocean’s Eleven, but terrifying and with less George Clooney.
During her testimony, Kim explained how her security game has leveled up since the incident. We’re talking Fort Knox meets Secret Service. She also spilled on how she handles her bling now — spoiler alert: it’s not just lying around in her purse anymore. We’re guessing most of it lives in a vault guarded by dragons or Kanye’s old security team.
Despite the traumatic topic, Kim powered through like the icon she is — and then immediately transformed into Parisian glam Barbie by dinner time. Justice served and fashion delivered? Only Kim Kardashian could.
Bon appétit, queen.
