Noah Centineo just stepped out in West Hollywood looking like he wandered out of a wilderness survival reality show and somehow still pulled it off.
The 29-year-old To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before heartthrob was spotted Tuesday night (May 13) outside Sushi Park, having an aggressively chill laugh with a friend. Was it about the state of his beard? The price of sashimi? The fact that we still call it “WeHo”? Unclear. But one thing’s certain: the man is thriving in his “I definitely own a skateboard but don’t use it” era.
Noah rocked a bold combo of black tank top, green sweatpants, and a white baseball hat—all of which screamed, “I may or may not be on my way to audition for a reboot of Cast Away.” The scruff? Strong. The hair? Flowing. The vibe? “Hot yoga instructor who gives great life advice but disappears to Costa Rica twice a year without warning.”
Now onto the tea that actually matters: rumor has it Noah’s been spending time with none other than Zoe Kravitz—you know, the effortlessly cool actress who could wear a burlap sack and still look like she’s on the cover of Vogue. This comes after her split from Channing Tatum, which sent shockwaves through the universe (or at least Twitter).
Recently, Noah and Zoe were seen gallivanting around New York City with other famous people, probably discussing art, astrology, and how to dodge paparazzi in Soho.
So what’s next for Noah Centineo? A beard oil sponsorship? A surprise EP drop? A rom-com called To All the Sushi I’ve Eaten Before? Only time will tell.
Stay tuned, stay scruffy.
