The Queen of Rap, Nicki Minaj, just turned an Amsterdam airport into her personal sitcom! On a rather unassuming Saturday (May 25), our beloved Nicki, at the ripe age of 41, decided to spice things up on social media. She dropped a video claiming that her epic Pink Friday 2 Tour was getting the sabotage treatment. And no, it wasn’t a rival rapper throwing shade—this time, it was the airport police!
Picture this: Nicki’s chillin’ on her private jet, probably sipping something fabulous, when her pilot waltzes in, trying to play it cool but failing miserably. “Hey, um, so the police are, like, going through your bags,” he says. Classic.
Nicki, ever the drama queen we adore, hinted that this was all a ploy to delay her flight to Manchester, where she was set to slay another show. Cue the dramatic eye roll.
Hopping onto X (formerly known as Twitter, for those living under a rock), Nicki dropped the bombshell: the police had found weed in her luggage. But wait, there’s more! The plot thickens as she insists the stash belonged to her security guard. Because obviously, Nicki would never!
Then, things took a turn for the hilariously absurd. On Instagram Live, she broadcasted her very own episode of “Cops: Celebrity Edition.” There she was, seemingly getting apprehended by a posse of police officers. It was like watching a really intense episode of “Keeping Up with the Minajians.”
Her fans on X were quick to share the second video, where a stern-looking officer declared, “Nicki, you’re under arrest.” They promised to speed things up so she could still rock Manchester. Sweet, right?
Nicki, channeling her inner diva, refused to hop into the police van without a lawyer. I mean, who wouldn’t? But after some diva-worthy negotiations, she finally got in, ending her live stream with the ultimate cliffhanger: “Why am I being arrested?” Spoiler alert: No answer. Classic suspense.
Our queen didn’t stop there. She kept her Barbz updated with more spicy tweets. “😩 now they said they found weed & that another group of ppl have to come here to weigh the pre-rolls. Keep in mind they took my bags without consent. My security has already advised them those pre-rolls belong to him. Oh yea & the pilot wants me to take my ig post down,” she shared, because drama loves company.
She wasn’t done spilling the tea. “They didn’t know I was planning for them just like they were planning for me. Me filming every single thing made them really mad,” she added. Oh, the delicious irony!
In her final update, she dropped the mic: she had to go make a statement about her security to the police precinct. Imagine the police precinct’s guestbook that day!
As of now, it’s unclear if Nicki will face charges or if this will just be another wild chapter in her legendary career. Stay tuned, because you know we will!