Breaking news from the Kingdom of Kardashia: Khloe Kardashian has declared that sleepovers are canceled—at least for her kids. Yes, if you were hoping to invite True or little Tatum over for pizza, pillow fights, and watching “Frozen” for the 489th time… keep dreaming, bestie.
On the latest episode of her podcast Khloe in Wonder Land (which is probably what her brain looks like after dealing with all her sisters), the 40-year-old queen of organized panics spilled the tea on why her kids aren’t allowed to spend the night anywhere. Not even at Auntie Kourtney’s surprisingly wellness-obsessed house. And let’s be real, that place is probably 97% organic air and Himalayan salt lamps.
“I don’t let my kids sleep anywhere,” Khloe confessed, likely while rearranging an alphabetically labeled snack drawer. “I’m very strict about it. Times are different.”
Translation: she’s seen some stuff. And by “stuff,” she means every single episode of Dateline, 20/20, and probably a few Lifetime movies thrown in for good measure.
“They’re not allowed to have sleepovers, just because I’m one of those types of— I just, I think too much,” she explained, which is rich coming from someone who has Kris Jenner as a mom and still somehow turned out chill enough.
Now, if you’re wondering if this rule includes her own family—like, say, her sister Kourtney’s house of gluten-free dreams—well, let’s rewind to a 2022 Vanity Fair lie detector test (a.k.a. Kardashian Truth or Dare, but with wires and science). Kourtney asked, “Are you ever gonna let True sleep over at my house?”
Khloe? She hit her with a hard pass. “Probably not. No,” she said, before adding something cryptic like she was auditioning for Pretty Little Liars: “I don’t think we have enough time on this show for what the reason is.”
Oh we KNOW that means drama. Either Khloe doesn’t trust Travis Barker’s drumsticks near the juice boxes or she’s still mad Kourtney stole her hairbrush in 2003. Honestly, both feel valid.
So until further notice, Khloe’s kids will be staying home, tucked in by the finest nannies money can buy, while Khloe double-checks the baby monitors and whispers, “Not today, Dateline.”
