Kelly Clarkson’s weight loss has turned her into a real-life disappearing act, and her friends are flipping out faster than you can say “carrot stick!” According to an anonymous source with all the inside scoop (probably from the bottom of a salad bowl), it seems Kelly has gone full Houdini on us.
The source, who must have an encyclopedic knowledge of Kelly’s dining habits, dramatically declared, “Kelly is hardly eating.” I mean, did she vanish into thin air, or is she just hanging out with some elusive garden gnomes in her spare time?
In the world of Hollywood’s vanishing acts, Kelly takes the cake—well, not literally, because she’s hardly eating cake these days. The source spilled the beans about Kelly shedding 60 pounds in just a few months, and it’s not because she found a magic weight-loss lamp in her pantry.
Apparently, this weight loss magic trick is making her as sick as a parrot with a stomachache. She’s reportedly tired all the time, complaining about stomach problems, and even suffering from dizzy spells. It’s like a real-life sideshow, but without the popcorn and cotton candy. “It’s very scary,” an insider added. We couldn’t agree more; if she gets any skinnier, she might start disappearing into the background of her own photos.
Now, let’s rewind the clock to 2018, when Kelly opened up about her secret superpowers: an unspecified autoimmune disorder and a thyroid problem. The insider (who’s clearly on a first-name basis with Kelly’s medical records) emphasized, “She should be extra cautious due to her health conditions.” So, caution is definitely in order, but not when it comes to her disappearing act.
And here’s the real kicker: Kelly hasn’t spilled the beans on her secret to vanishing from her old self. But the rumor mill (which is powered by kale and celery sticks, of course) suggests she might be using Ozempic to achieve her vanishing act goals. The source continued, “If she is using it, she’s not saying. But her appetite is totally gone. She used to love a good sit-down lunch. Now all she’ll order is a small salad — and even that she pushes around her plate.” Who knew salad could be such a magical diet wand?
At first, everyone was on board with Kelly’s disappearing act. I mean, who wouldn’t support someone’s desire to feel their best? But now, it seems Kelly has gone overboard with her vanishing act and has no interest in slowing down. It’s like she’s auditioning for the role of “The Incredible Shrinking Woman.” Maybe her next concert will be held under a microscope!
