Kate Middleton’s Name Scrubbed From Army Website Which Previously Indicated Her Return to Royal Duties

So, you know how Kate Middleton was all set to march back into the royal scene after her surgery, ready to command her army of admirers from the Horse Guards Parade? Well, buckle up, because things just took a hilariously unexpected turn!

Picture this: The official army website had our dear Duchess of Cambridge listed as the VIP for the annual soldier review. It was like the grand return of the conquering hero, ready to inspect her troops with surgical precision. Pun intended! But then, plot twist! The royal rug got pulled out from under her tiara!

Turns out, Kate’s royal squad at Kensington Palace were scratching their heads like, “Wait, what? Nobody told us about this!” So, faster than you can say “corgi in a crown,” Kate’s name vanished from the website faster than Prince Harry fleeing a family gathering.

Initially, the plan was for Princess Kate to lead the review on June 8, flaunting her honorary Colonel of the Irish Guards title like a boss. It was all set to be a prelude to the Trooping the Colour extravaganza, where the royals play dress-up and wave at adoring crowds.

But hold your horses—no pun intended this time! Royal watchers were all aflutter with worry about Kate’s health, wondering if she’d be fit for duty. Then, in a stroke of relief mixed with a dash of confusion, Kate pops up in public, arm in arm with her mom, Carole Middleton. Talk about a royal curveball!

So, here we are! The saga of Kate Middleton’s royal comeback continues to unfold like a high-stakes soap opera. Will she reclaim her throne as the queen of royal engagements? Stay tuned for the next episode of “The Crown: Reality Edition”!

Kate Middleton’s Name Scrubbed From Army Website Which Previously Indicated Her Return to Royal Duties

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