Vice President Kamala Harris has officially entered the chat, and she’s not holding back. This time, her target? The Washington Post and Los Angeles Times — or as Kamala might say, “the boujee billionaire brigade.”
The two media giants recently announced they’re sitting out the whole candidate endorsement thing, leaving Harris looking like she just got ghosted on prom night. Apparently, these newspapers were this close to giving Kamala a big thumbs-up, but their deep-pocketed overlords — WaPo’s Jeff “Amazon Extraordinaire” Bezos and LA Times’ Patrick “Big Pharma Baller” Soon-Shiong — slammed the brakes on that idea faster than you can say “prime delivery.”
And, of course, Bezos had to make it about him. He justified his decision to cancel endorsements with an explanation so vague it could’ve doubled as an Amazon terms-of-service update. Translation? We’re too rich for this.
But Kamala wasn’t about to let it slide. Oh no. She popped by The Breakfast Club (because what better way to spill political tea than over morning radio?) and got real:
“It’s disappointing, no doubt,” Harris said, possibly sipping a mimosa (we can dream). “But honestly, it just proves my point. I mean, who even is Donald Trump? He’s just that guy from the billionaire boys’ club. That’s who these people care about, that’s who they hang with — all yachts, golf courses, and probably matching gold-plated bathrobes.”
She didn’t stop there. Kamala hinted — with just a splash of shade — that Trump’s social circle looks a lot like a country club brochure: old money, new money, and probably the ghost of a tax write-off.
“Look,” she continued, “some of your listeners get it. And the ones who don’t? Well, billionaires and Trump go together like champagne and caviar. These guys aren’t thinking about the people hustling day-to-day — they’re more concerned with where to park their 15th yacht.”
And just like that, Kamala brought the heat, letting everyone know: If you’re riding with the billionaire squad, you ain’t riding with her.
Harris might be down a couple of endorsements, but she’s definitely up in sass points. As for Bezos and Soon-Shiong? They’re probably somewhere plotting how to deliver shade by drone.
