Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann—yes, that Kroy—were literally kicked out of their Georgia mansion by U.S. Marshals like they were the last ones picked for dodgeball. And honestly, who saw that coming?
The drama started way back in January when their Alpharetta home (worth a cool $2.8 million) sold. But somehow, months later, Kim and Kroy were still living in it, like they were hoping someone would forget to change the locks. Spoiler: the U.S. Marshals didn’t forget. So, on April 8, these two got the ultimate eviction notice… from the government. Oof.
According to court docs (aka the receipts), the marshals were basically like, “Get out, y’all” between 3:30 p.m. and 6:45 p.m. (because who wants to rush that kind of drama, right?). The best part? Kim was literally selling furniture on Instagram that SAME day. Like, I guess nothing says “I’m being evicted” like a hand-painted \$10k bedroom set.
Now, Kim and Kroy’s marriage? Well, it’s about as rocky as a cliff dive. They tied the knot in 2011, and then in 2023, they made three separate attempts to pull the plug on the whole thing. Yeah, three. Who needs one divorce when you can have a trilogy?
Along with their kids, including Ariana (who Kim claims has a perfect bedroom set), they’re also dealing with the fact that their house was about to get sold at auction. #Ouch.
Oh, and did we mention Kim once dropped a clickbait post that made people think Kroy had kicked the bucket? Yeah, 2023 was a wild ride.
If you’re looking for reality TV drama, it’s all happening right here… minus the cameras.
