🚨 Breaking news from the sparkliest house in the UK: JoJo Siwa has entered the Celebrity Big Brother villa, and she’s not just bringing glitter and bedazzled sneakers — she’s also dropping a fabulous pronoun update like it’s hot.
Now, if your memory’s fuzzier than a 2006 flip phone, let’s rewind: JoJo, the rainbow rocket of positivity and former Dance Moms prodigy (survivor?), came out as pansexual in 2021. Since then, she’s been living her best technicolor life, powered by friendship bracelets and zero concern for what haters think.
But in her grand Celebrity Big Brother UK entrance (aka the most iconic door-opening moment since Kris Jenner walked into a boardroom), JoJo hit fans with a fresh pronoun update:
“My pronouns are anything — whatever you feel on that day, whatever I look like, you can call me,” she said, radiating Big “Do What Feels Right” Energy.
Translation: She’s cool with he/him, she/her, they/them, Captain Sparklepants — you name it, she’s chill. Basically, JoJo’s vibe is “don’t stress, just vibe.”
Unfortunately, not everyone in the house got the memo on being a decent human. Enter Mickey Rourke — yes, that Mickey Rourke — who apparently mistook 2025 for 1952 and let loose a barrage of homophobic nonsense aimed at JoJo. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t cute.
Big Brother was not having it. Mickey got slapped with a warning faster than you can say “get out of the glitter closet.” Honestly, one more slip and he might get evicted by JoJo’s army of bedazzled unicorns.
– JoJo is living her pronoun-fluid, neon dream life.
– Haters are getting publicly schooled.
– And Celebrity Big Brother UK just became must-see TV.
Stay tuned for more chaos, sequins, and hopefully zero more rude old men.
