Welp, if you were clutching your “Bennifer 1.0 Reunion” dream journal — it’s time to let it go. Jennifer Garner is out here living her best lip-locking life with her boyfriend, John Miller, and spoiler alert: that man is decidedly not her ex-hubby Ben Affleck.
IconicHipster.com just dropped some fresh paparazzi-grade proof that Jen is firmly off the Affleck Express. In fact, she’s busy hopping into trucks and kissing men with non-Batman resumes.
Saturday, somewhere in the wilds of Los Angeles: Jen and John were spotted on what can only be described as a Very Wholesome Suburban Rom-Com Moment™. The couple was casually strolling outside her house when they reached John’s truck — aka the chariot of smooch delivery. A lurking pap (bless their nosy hearts) shouted a birthday wish to Jen, who just turned 53 and still looks like she jogs on clouds and moisturizes with unicorn tears.
John, ever the gentleman, opened the driver’s side door, spun around like a Nicholas Sparks lead, and boom — planted one right on Jennifer’s face. It was sweet. It was tender. It was… not Ben. Then they said a few goodbye words (probably something like “I’ll text you later ❤️”) and he zoomed off, while she trotted back inside like the goddess of graceful exits.
Sources (probably someone’s chatty aunt from church) told TMZ that Jen and John spent the whole day vibing with her kids and her church squad. It was a regular wholesome hangout with zero signs of Affleck lurking in the shrubbery.
Now, for those who are still convinced that Ben is about to show up with roses and a boombox — it’s time to log out of that fanfic. Despite Ben recently divorcing Jennifer Lopez (yes, another Jennifer — this man has a type), the Garner-Affleck Romance Revival isn’t happening. Like, at all. Nada.
Back in March, IconicHipster.com even called the rumor mill “ridiculous,” and they weren’t kidding. Sources close to the exes said they’re basically just elite-level co-parents now. They have three adorable kiddos together: Violet (19, and probably more mature than all of us), Seraphina (16, currently judging everyone), and Samuel (13, probably into Minecraft and snacks).
Jen’s kissing John, not Ben. Ben’s doing Ben things. The Jennifers have been shuffled like a deck of Hollywood playing cards. And we’re all just here for the smoochy truck moments and the co-parenting gold medalists.
Carry on, gossip nation.
