Guess what the rumor mill’s cooking up now? It’s Pattie Mallette, the ultimate grandma-in-waiting, tackling the big question: Are there two tiny Biebers on the way?
So, picture this: Justin and Hailey Bieber finally drop the baby bomb, and the internet explodes faster than a microwave burrito. Everybody’s sending love and emojis and virtual confetti, right? But hold your horses, because Grandma Pattie hops on the hype train and sends social media into a tailspin.
She busts out this epic video on Instagram, practically cartwheeling with excitement over becoming a grandma. Then, she throws some serious shade at Hailey’s dad, Stephen Baldwin, calling him out for the impending grandbaby madness. “Congratulations, Grandpa! WE ARE GONNA HAVE THE CUTEST GRAND-BABIES EVER,” she screams into the digital abyss.
But here’s where it gets spicy. Some eagle-eyed fans spot Pattie’s sneaky wording. She drops the bombshell of “grand-babies” plural, and suddenly, the internet’s like, “Hold up, are there twins in the mix?” Cue the conspiracy theories faster than you can say “Baby, baby, baby, oh!”
Pattie, being the queen of sass, swoops in to shut it down like a pro. “Nope, not twins, lol. I wish!” she chirps, putting those twin rumors to bed faster than a lullaby. She clarifies she’s just hyped for multiple grandkids in general, not a double dose of Bieber babies.
Then she goes full-on comedian, teasing about the potential future baby boom, saying, “Hopefully, they’ll pop out more than one eventually. They’ll make beautiful babies whenever they have them. One’s enough for now ๐.”
And just like that, Pattie Mallette proves she’s not just a grandma-to-be; she’s also the reigning queen of shutting down baby rumors with a side of sass. Bow down, because Grandma Bieber’s got the jokes and the baby fever! ๐ผ๐