Well well well, look who’s sipping tea and spilling compliments—Eiza González, our 35-year-old ageless vampire queen (seriously, what serum is she using?!), just broke her silence about her ex-boyfriend Timothée “Cheekbones for Days” Chalamet and his current situationship with none other than Kylie “King Kylie” Jenner.
If you somehow missed it (were you living under a Birkin bag in 2020?), Eiza and Timmy had a brief but steamy moment together. Paparazzi caught them smoochin’ and floatin’ in a Mexican pool, giving us all hot couple summer vibes before disappearing faster than a limited edition Kylie Lip Kit.
Now fast forward to 2025, and the Mad Max: Furiosa goddess is out here rooting for her ex and his billionaire boo like a true evolved icon. In an interview with Cosmopolitan, Eiza gushed:
“They look so cute together. I’m obsessed!”
Like… OBSESSED obsessed. Not in a stalk-your-ex-on-a-finsta way, but in a “Y’all are adorable and I support the chaos” way. Love that energy.
She didn’t stop there. Eiza turned into the Timothée Chalamet Fan Club President right before our eyes, saying:
“I love Timmy. He’s the most talented, sweetest, honestly like sweetest boy, and I’m just so proud to see him thriving.”
Somewhere out there, Timmy’s blushing and probably writing a poem about it.
And for the nosy people (hi, us), wondering if there’s any leftover spicy drama between them, Eiza cleared that up too:
“We’re just good friends. I have nothing but amazing things to say about him.”
Translation: No bad blood, no voodoo dolls, just pure mature ex-vibes. Taylor Swift would be proud.
Also worth noting: Eiza recently double-tapped (yes, she liked) a red carpet photo of Timmy and Kylie being all glammed up and boo’d up. That’s the social media equivalent of sending them a fruit basket and a hand-written note saying “you go, Glen Coco.”
Eiza herself is now dating tennis hottie Grigor Dimitrov, because clearly, she only accepts men with cheekbones sharp enough to slice prosciutto.
Bottom line? Eiza’s thriving, Timmy’s thriving, Kylie’s thriving. We’re thriving vicariously through them. This is the kind of ex energy we want in 2025: elegant, supportive, and just a little bit fabulous.
