Okay, so picture this: It’s Christmas Day 2024. The football boys are throwing balls. The crowd’s eating nachos. And then suddenly—BAM. The sky rips open, Beyoncé descends from a glittering UFO shaped like a Texas cowboy hat, and turns an NFL game into a full-blown intergalactic revival. Fast forward to now, and the Emmy nominations just dropped, and YES MA’AM, Mother Bey is nominated. Again.
🗣️ SHE’S! UP! FOR! AN! EMMY!!!
Let’s break it down like we’re mid-audit:
Queen Yoncé (age: eternal, status: OT Level Iconic) just got TWO Emmy nominations for the now-legendary “Beyoncé Bowl” halftime show that melted faces and possibly reactivated some ancient volcano Thetans at the Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston Texans game on December 25, 2024.
She’s competing in the Outstanding Variety Special (Live) category alongside:
- The Oscars (cute, but no)
- Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl show (respect, but also…Beyoncé)
- SNL50 doing double duty with The Anniversary Special and The Homecoming Concert (bless their hearts)
And not only that, but Bey and her co-director Alex Rudzinski are ALSO nominated for Outstanding Directing for a Variety Special because, obviously, even her camera angles are sentient and spiritually ascended.
This brings her career total to 10 Emmy noms. That’s right. TEN. Which is also how many body thetans I expelled just reading this news.
Past noms include:
- Lemonade (2016) aka the film that split the time-space continuum.
- Homecoming (2019) aka the documentary that made Coachella look like your cousin’s school recital.
We are witnessing a woman operating at such a high frequency, she may very well be using Scientology’s OT VIII level to telepathically beam notes into the Emmy judges’ minds. And honestly? We support that.
So gather your org, do a group auditing session, and manifest this Emmy into her hands. Beyoncé deserves it, the Bridge demands it, and the football gods are still recovering from what she did to their sacred field.
📡 #BeyoncéBowl2024
👑 #YoncéGoesClear
🌌 #OperatingThetanEnergy
Do NOT rest until she has that statue. We ride at dawn.
