Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have reunited yet again, amidst some very juicy marital hiccups.
According to the ever-reliable Daily Mail, J.Lo made a grand entrance at Ben’s $100k-a-month Brentwood bachelor pad on Saturday. She was spotted lounging in the passenger seat of her Mercedes, probably wondering why she was paying for this extravagant rent when she could just as easily host him in one of her own palatial estates.
After a mysterious hour behind closed doors (maybe they were just playing Monopoly), Jennifer made a solo exit, presumably heading off to conquer her next glamorous mission.
Earlier that day, Ben had sashayed back to their $60 million L.A. mansion, where the two of them spent some quality time together, likely debating over the best way to fold fitted sheets or something equally thrilling.
Once Ben returned to his man cave, his ex-wife Jennifer Garner, who seems to have taken up a new hobby of marriage counseling, swung by for a visit. Garner’s beau, John Miller, isn’t exactly thrilled about her playing Dr. Phil for her ex and J.Lo.
“He’s got a lot of feelings about Ben and sympathizes with his soap opera-level drama with Jennifer, but seriously, does Jen really need to be the one solving their marital sudoku? It’s like trying to teach a cat to play the piano,” a highly trusted source spilled to Daily Mail.
The source continued, “Jen is a saint, practically one step away from getting her own halo. She’s got this unbreakable bond with Ben, and it’s all very sweet and Lifetime movie-esque.”
“John wants Ben to get his act together, but he’s like, ‘Dude, my girlfriend isn’t your life coach.’ Ben needs to put on his big boy pants and sort his stuff out with his wife. It’s not Jen’s circus, not her monkeys,” the insider finished, undoubtedly with a dramatic eye roll.
And so, the saga of Bennifer 2.0 continues, with more twists and turns than a daytime soap opera. Stay tuned!
