Emily Osment Calls It Quits After 5 Months—Her Marriage to Jack Anthony Had a Shorter Run Than a Seasonal Starbucks Drink

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Well, that was fast! Emily Osment is tapping out of her marriage to Jack Anthony, filing for divorce just five months after saying, “I do.” Apparently, “till death do us part” turned into “until December 7th” real quick.

According to insiders, the 32-year-old Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage star (oh, the irony) turned in the divorce papers on Friday (March 7), citing the classic Hollywood breakup excuse: “irreconcilable differences.” In layman’s terms? “This isn’t working, and I’d rather binge-watch reality TV alone.”

Two Months of Wedded Bliss, Three Months of “Nope”
Emily and Jack’s love story went from “forever” to “let’s pretend this never happened” faster than your New Year’s resolution fell apart. The couple officially separated on December 7, 2024—just two months post-wedding. Honestly, that’s not even enough time to return all the wedding gifts!

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Luckily, they had a prenup, which means neither party has to fight over who gets what—except maybe who gets custody of that really expensive espresso machine from Aunt Karen.

Emily Breaks the News With Grace (and Possibly a Facepalm)
Addressing the split, Emily shared some wise words:

“I think with any big decision in your life—whether it’s relationships, work, or ordering something risky off the Taco Bell menu—you have to firmly plant both feet in that decision,” she told IconicHipster.com. “Ultimately, it didn’t work out.”

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Translation: “Welp, we tried.”

From Engagement Bliss to Divorce Papers—A Timeline of “Oops”
Emily and Jack first appeared on social media together in October 2021, dated for a while, got engaged in June 2023, and then walked down the aisle in 2024. And now? Well, they’re walking in opposite directions.

Back when she was all giddy about the engagement, Emily gushed:

“I did not know life could be this sweet or I could ever be this deliriously happy.”

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Whew, life sure knows how to humble us.

She continued:

“This love is so big and so uniquely ours and I know it can do anything.”

Turns out, it could also file for divorce.

Meanwhile, Emily’s TV Marriage is Doing Better Than Her Real One
On the bright side, Emily’s Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage series—a Young Sheldon spinoff—was so well received that CBS decided to give it extra episodes. Unlike her real-life marriage, this one actually made it past the five-month mark.

Now onto season two—because at least something is getting a second chance!

Emily Osment Calls It Quits After 5 Months—Her Marriage to Jack Anthony Had a Shorter Run Than a Seasonal Starbucks Drink

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