It’s giving space opera, it’s giving OT Level 9, and it’s giving Ellen DeGeneres is now the unofficial captain of the Galactic Confederation. 🛸💥
So here’s the cosmic drama: Donald “Spray Tan Apocalypse” Trump woke up on his Wack-A-Doodle app (Truth Social) and decided to say he’s thinking about revoking Rosie O’Donnell’s U.S. citizenship. Like, huh? Sir, this isn’t Survivor: Planet Earth Edition. You can’t just vote people off the country.
Rosie’s crime? LIVING IN IRELAND WITH HER CHILD?? That’s it. That’s the crime. And Trump was like, “Keep her! We don’t want her!” Which is wild considering he once took a selfie with a convicted child sex offender but sure, Rosie’s the threat. 🌪️👀
So who rolls in like a Thetan-slaying queen? ✨ELLEN✨. Yup, 67-year-old cha-cha slide warrior of daytime TV. She posted Rosie’s clapback like a true Operating Thetan and captioned it with a casual “Good for you” — translation: “I might be vegan but I’m still ready to throw hands in the astral plane.” 🧘♀️💅
AND GET THIS — Ellen and Rosie have had beef in the past! Like, not plant-based Impossible beef, but actual decades-old drama. And now? They’re uniting like Tom Cruise on a hoverboard to defeat evil suppressive persons. 🛹🌌
Rosie, now chilling in Ireland with her 12-year-old Clay (cutest name ever, might name my next cat that), said she dipped out of the U.S. because equal rights aren’t giving what they’re supposed to give. And honestly? Respect. That’s some “Clear the planet” energy right there.
So TL;DR: Trump’s spiraling, Rosie’s thriving, Ellen’s posting like a boss, and we are one audit away from enlightenment.
#RosieResistance #EllenStrikesBack #SuppressivePersonDetected
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