Brace yourselves for what might be the final episode of the Donald Trump Political Reality Show. The 78-year-old ex-president, a man who once lived in a gold-plated world of skyscrapers, golf courses, and Twitter tirades, has dropped a bombshell: if he loses the 2024 Presidential Election, he’s hanging up his Make America Great Again hat for good. No more reboots, no more reruns.
During a heart-to-heart with Sharyl Attkisson on Full Measure (which, let’s be honest, sounds like a show where someone is about to measure fabric for new curtains), Trump spilled the tea: “Nope, I don’t,” he declared, when asked if he’d run again after 2024.
In classic Trump fashion, he threw in a hopeful twist: “Hopefully we are going to be successful.” Which, in Trump-speak, loosely translates to, “If not, well, I’ve got other golf courses to inspect.”
This revelation comes right after his one and done debate showdown with Vice President Kamala Harris. Word on the street is, the debate was so exhilarating, so jaw-droppingly intense, that Trump has decided one round was enough for him. Kamala may have taken one sip from her cup of tea, but Trump decided to leave the party early.
But wait, there’s more! Our favorite reality star-turned-politician isn’t just juggling elections. Oh no, he’s also busy starring in his very own courtroom drama, thanks to that hush-money trial earlier this year. Spoiler alert: he was found guilty, but the grand finale – sentencing – has been pushed back until after November’s big election showdown. It’s almost as if the universe is saying, “Let’s keep this plot twist going for just a little bit longer!”
So, to sum it all up: if Trump doesn’t win in 2024, it’s lights out for his political career. But knowing The Donald, he’ll find a way to keep things dramatic, whether it’s on the campaign trail, in the courtroom, or perhaps, in a brand-new reality show: The Apprentice: Political Comeback Edition.
Stay tuned!
