In a stunning revelation that has left the world wondering if we’re ready for the next generation of Trump, Donald Trump decided to drop a bombshell of familial proportions at an event on Thursday, October 10. Spoiler alert: his daughter Tiffany is pregnant! Yes, you heard it right! The 78-year-old politician casually spilled the beans while chatting about his son-in-law’s dad, Dr. Massad Boulos, who was sitting in the audience like a proud dad at a school play.
“He’s the father of Tiffany’s husband, Michael, who’s a very exceptional young guy,” Trump declared, possibly while imagining himself as a baby grandpa. “And she’s an exceptional young woman. And she’s going to have a baby. So that’s nice.” (That’s nice? Come on, Don, give us a little more enthusiasm here!)
This news comes as a shock to the public, but Tiffany’s rep confirmed that yes, indeed, a little Trumplet is on the way. Just imagine the tiny MAGA hats we’ll be seeing in the near future!
Tiffany and Michael, who somehow met back in 2018 (did they swipe right or left?), tied the knot in a lavish ceremony at her dad’s Mar-a-Lago club in 2022. It’s a wonder they didn’t set off fireworks as they announced their engagement in early 2021. Now, as the couple prepares to welcome their little one, we can only imagine the “very exceptional” family gatherings to come—complete with debates over who gets to pick the baby’s first Twitter handle.
Stay tuned; this baby is bound to be the most talked-about toddler in America!